No Change

I recently used the drive-through at a nationally-known fast food “restaurant”. {Frankly, I have always been a little confused as to how they are they even permitted to use the word “restaurant” considering the “food product” that they sell.} After yelling my food order into the speaker, I was instructed to “drive around for your total”. I did exactly that, being a cooperative sort-of soul . . . well, that and I was hungry and borderline homicidal {thank you, hypoglycemia!}. I then sat and waited . . . and waited . . . and waited to hear how much I owed, all while overhearing the order-taking minion tell every customer behind me how much their orders totaled. {Which leads me to also wonder about the “fast” in “fast food”.} Finally, the cashier slammed open the window of her fortress, thrust out her open hand, and demanded $5.48. She then proceeded to glare at me while I dug for change as though I should have read her mind and had the exact change ready. I gave her exactly $5.50 and in return, she handed me a greasy, carb-laden, chock-full-of-cholesterol, heart-attack-in-a-bag. What she did not hand me was my two cents worth of change. I am officially two-cent-less.

Now what am I going to do when I need to forcefully proffer my unsolicited opinion?

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11 Responses to “No Change”

  1. Andria Says:

    Hahahaha… I’m sure you have to of something worth offering.

  2. Andria Says:

    Dude, I can’t believe I did that. TWO.

  3. cat Says:

    I know what TWO that would be …………………..
    ( o )( o )

    a beautiful TWO , I might add !!!!Bahahahaha

  4. John Says:

    You can always relish the fact that her job will probably soon be outsourced to India and centralized call/order-taking centers. Some phast phood chains are already experimenting with this. So… I wonder what the unskilled that aren’t attractive enough to pursue careers as strippers will be doing?

  5. Slick Says:

    Ha….John hit the nail on the head. Smile, her time is coming.

    Did you save me a cheeseburger?

  6. awittykitty Says:

    I so would have demanded that two cents back. Just a couple of days ago some grocery bagger gave me attitude for asking to double bag something, so I immediately went to management and she got an attitude adjustment from mgmt. as I was running for my car.

  7. thefunkybee Says:

    Maybe she was giving you a hint…or perhaps she wanted to just keep your two cents for herself.

  8. Zebra Jim Says:

    If you must do it “fast” give WENDY’s a try. The one in my area is so fast you don’t even have to hit the brakes from the speaker past the pay window and out the driveway.

  9. DanjerusKurves Says:

    Jim: the only problem with Wendy’s is that 95% of their food (aka, everything but the salads) is so BLAND!

    I just remembered a funny story from one time in L.A. A gf and I stopped in at the Carl’s Jr. drive-through. Paid. And drove away without our food because we were too busy jabbering!!

  10. warcrygirl Says:

    That’s nothing, one time at our local Taco Hell the cashier neglected to give me my change…all $10 worth! I paid with a $20 and change so I would get just a bill back and for some reason I didn’t catch it until later. I called and complained, apparently other people had complained of the same thing with the same cashier, they fired him.

    All that for fake, soy Mexican food. Bleh. Also: I HATE Wendy’s.

  11. Temmahkrik Says:

    Since I live in a small town, all of the restaurants around here (even the fast food type) offer great service, though that’s only because everyone knows everyone, so it’s personal. I used to live in a bigger city called MSF, and there were a couple of restaurants that were so bad people attempted to figure out who worked what shift in an attempt to get the best possible non-service from the best of the worst employees.

    When I lived in Milwaukee… Let’s just say I didn’t eat fast food when I lived in Milwaukee.


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