Rubbish!
The garbage rooms in my apartment building are located within an easy walk, and an even easier drive, on the way to leaving the complex. Oftentimes, since I am going out anyway, I will toss my bags of rubbish into the boot trunk of my car, leave the lid open, turn on my hazard lights, and slowly drive to the dumpster. I have lost count of the number of times that my well-meaning neighbours try to flag me down to inform me that my trunk is open. Because, apparently, my clear view of the open lid via the rear window, my slow speed, and the flashing hazard lights do not tip them off that I know what I am doing. Generally, I settle for a sort-of combined exaggeration of the “I know” thank-you nod and an “it’s alright” thumbs-up gesture.
Lately, though, I have been thinking that perhaps I should place a bumper-sticker on the back of my car that reads “Junk in the Trunk!”
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April 18th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Hahahahahaha!!
I’m going to get one that says “Don’t hate me because I’m LUSCIOUS.” Because, you know - I am.
April 19th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I want a pair of cheesy sweats that say “Badonkadonk Butt” across the ass. I’m classy like that.
April 24th, 2007 at 10:59 am
See, and I want a bumper sticker that reads: Everything I need to know about life I learned from killing smart people and eating their brains.
It might even help with situations like yours! If people thought I might eat their brains, they surely wouldn’t bother me about driving with the trunk open.