Head Case
As I was driving out of my building this morning, I magnanimously stopped to let a neighbour cross the driveway. She was pulling a wheeled-suitcase behind her and strapped to the top of the suitcase was a surprisingly lifelike decapitated male mannequin’s head.
Was it really so wrong of me to open my window and ask: “Are the rest of the body parts inside the suitcase?”
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June 1st, 2007 at 12:23 pm
ROFLMAO!
I’d have asked that too! Her response?
June 1st, 2007 at 12:38 pm
what’s wrong with a little head?
June 1st, 2007 at 4:18 pm
*falls over* You’ve mentioned before that you live in a rather unique neighborhood; I’m wondering if this lady might not be one of those possibly drunk, definitely crazy people who pushes around shopping carts full of lightbulbs and such.
June 1st, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Michelle: she just looked at me like *I* was the crazy lady! Maybe she’s seen me disposing of mysterious-looking garbage bags late at night.
Voice Guy: a LOT if the little head is attached to a little stalk.
Temma: This event occurred inside the rather large apartment complex in which I wither away.
June 1st, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Have you ever seen that Three’s Company episode where…oh nevermind…I say you call the landlord and investigate her. It could be a huge misunderstanding ;O) or she just likes head. Who needs the whole body anyway?
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:04 am
Too funny!
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:33 am
Hilarious, I would have done the same. I wonder if the head was going to be a carry-on item?
Flight attendant: “Ma’am, we’re ready to take off… please stow your head under the seat in front of you or in the overhead compartment…”
June 3rd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
No, not wrong of you…it would have been wrong to LET IT GO!! heheh Silly woman, no humor has she! I’d have told you the the rest was evenly distributed…between the interested parties