yeahimadork
2005-06-19 19:31
Midget porn? Fucking awesome.

Hoar.

surlycanadian
2005-06-19 20:10
I wonder if Sam has looked into doing some office yoga. If he does, he’d better get a face, and quick.

I see you’re making all the poker hand references too. “full house” blah blah. You could have gone a step further and said they looked “flush” after watching the Disney Channel, and then you wondered if they were 100% “Straight”.

friend0sams
2005-06-20 19:01
OK……….what’s Office Yoga, and why do you need a face?

surlycanadian
2005-06-20 20:51
Go here: http://www.notmydesk.com/archives/fitness_week.html
It’s kind of an inside joke, so feel honoured that I’m letting you in on it.

When you go to the link, scroll down to the bottom and read up. It’s basically in the format of a blog; the first entry at the bottom working up to the last.

lawless1
2005-06-19 21:53
Sounds like you had your hands full…

friend0sams
2005-06-20 05:05
Hey, what a coincidence. I have a friend, I’ll refer to him simply as “Sam”, that told me an amazingly similar story EXCEPT, he seemed to be having an issue with the “good luck panties” he purchased at the Poker Party Extravaganza. He says, and he is not known to fib, that the panties were supposed to be “recently worn and not laundered”. Well…..He says (you know, my friend I’ll refer to him simply as “Sam” that as a good luck charm they were just plain shitty. He felt he could find another use for them so he wasn’t that upset about them not working as a charm. He did remember sniffing them immediately and thinking, hmmm there is something Fishy (or not fishy to be more concise) about these panties. That gal has a really clean smelling twat though the perfume was not immediately identifiable. Now the idea that a female is hygienic is arousing, so he was fooled at first. He didn’t linger on the thought while in the midst of the poker game, and decided to give them some serious scrutiny after the gang had left. That’s when everything came apart. This time he deeply inhaled. Starting slowly and steadily he examined every millimeter of the briefs. As he came to the conclusion of the examination he was quiet satisfied that the panties were in fact the genuine article. That is until he went to the laundry room to clean a spot that had appeared during the examination. While looking through the laundry supplies for a suitable spot remover he noticed that he was being aroused once again by what he believed to be her essence. Imagine his disappointment when he discovered that the unidentifiable fragrance he had mistaken as her essence was in fact “Fabric Softener” Downey to be exact. His nose was directly over the box, and the fragrance was identical.
He was also wondering if he had to return them. If so, do you mind a small hole that mysteriously appeared in the panties? It must have happened during the examination. And, oh yes, the waist seems to have stretched a bit.
There is a good ending to this story. My friend, you know “Sam”, has recently used all of this months allotted prescription of Viagra, and has been in a quandary as to what to do in case a situation arises that calls for a little extra boost. Walla! Downey Fabric Softener works fabulously at a fraction of the cost.

danjeruskurves
2005-06-20 13:15
“If so, do you mind a small hole that mysteriously appeared in the panties?”

Dahling, I can assure you that there was, in fact, a small hole in the panties, albeit for only a moment, BEFORE you punctured them with some kind of small prick. Aside from which, I don’t know what kind of unwashed skanks you are accustomed to, but I *never* smell of fish … or anything beyond soap or Downey … or somebody’s saliva.

Mina
2005-06-20 16:12
*laugh* Sooooo…did Coley win any money?

Or…did he lose it all in 30 minutes like I predicted *laugh*

danjeruskurves
2005-06-20 16:47
Well, bearing in mind that I don’t play poker so I don’t necessarily understand what the hell I’m talking about here … Cole both lost and won. How? Well, the guys started out with a tournament and then had a “loser’s” game. There were cash prizes for different categories such as “first out” so everybody won something. Cole did, in fact, win the “first out” prize. He lost in the second game by a hair. I’ll leave it up to him to explain the difference in his betting technique between Canada and Houston.

Mina
2005-06-20 16:58
First out? So he was the first one to “crap out”?

Oh well, as long as he had fun…which from the looks of it, he did…

Midget porn…*shudders*

danjeruskurves
2005-06-20 17:02
Since this journal is R-rated I can’t post the photos of Cole sitting with his back to one of the porno videos (the wall in front of that side of the table was a mirror so the guys could still watch if they wanted to)… but I can email them upon request.

Thanks so much for driving all the way from San Antonio to hang out with us. I, for one, had a blast! Hopefully we’ll see you again before Surly departs for BF Canada.

Mina
2005-06-20 17:07
Me too! It was so much fun

Yeah, hopefully we can hang out again…and I promise I’ll stay longer than a day *laugh*

Im a little scared to see the picture…*laugh*

surlycanadian
2005-06-20 18:19
Being an aggressive player is a lot like being a furious fucker. If you don’t keep repacing yourself you’re gonna blow out ahead of schedule.

Mina
2005-06-20 18:25
Uhm….*coughs*

Ooookaay……

Nightmare54
2005-06-27 12:53
So was this a gang bang too?

Chika
2005-06-28 11:27
Oh curvacious one, how are you doing?!!! You must still be having fun based on your silence. I had no idea you collected dragons — I must tell you about a childhood favorite kid’s book about a dragon… if I could find it I would send it to you. Update soon — miss you!