you want a piece of me?
Dear Anonymous Emailer(s):
Thank you for the “fan mail”. As much as I enjoy the scarce comments that are left here, I also thoroughly enjoy the various and sundry profligate emails that I receive from concerned readers such as yourself.
Indeed, I do understand that some people have a clear dislike of tattoos. As such, I would strongly recommend that you don’t get any tattoos. Ditto for breast implants, sex changes, piercings, Chihuahuas, sports cars, anorexic lovers, drugs, et cetera, etc. Also, as kats tend to have the same depth of personality as the person with whom they cohabit, I would recommend that rather than a feline companion, you consider getting yourself a Pet Rock.
In closing, I considered suggesting that you refrain from insisting on sharing your negative opinions regarding various practices and/or preferences with people who have it/them, but I felt that would be almost as rude as actually forcing your unsolicited opinion on somebody else.
Warmest regards,
DK
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June 29th, 2007 at 8:24 am
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I have declared war on any negativism in ‘my little corner of the world’ …and banish those who continue to heave their negatiity on me…………..
June 29th, 2007 at 8:25 am
I LOVE the judgmental e-mails. If it weren’t for those, we wouldn’t have “hoar”!
June 29th, 2007 at 9:16 am
I completely agree. Life is too short to waste it on negative energy or negative people.
BTW, when did you have a sex change?
June 29th, 2007 at 10:16 am
This is how badly I suck at blogging, I NEVER get any negative emails. Yay suckage!
June 29th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Andria: So. Very. True. I especially liked the one I got a couple of weeks ago in which I was told that I am a “fake titted bimbo”. This coming from somebody who had left their IP address all over my photo galleries for about an hour!!
Jim: I haven’t had sex in almost a year. I think that is enough of a sex change.
WarCry: Oh, you Fate-tempting hoar! I’m off to make up a new AOL screenname such as AnonEMus so I can send you an insulting email before deleting the screenname. Oh, but it won’t be ME. *cough … head tilt*
June 29th, 2007 at 10:45 am
What you are you trying to say about my PET ROCK?!?!?! Don’t make me have to kick your ass. I don’t pick on your cats, you back off of my rocks Missy!!!!
June 29th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Well, just because you’re a “fake titted bimbo” doesn’t make your naked pictures any less entertaining. HOAR!
June 29th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
what’s wrong with Chihuahuas, Hoar? LOL ….and as far as fake tits…should I stop saving up for mine?
June 29th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
June 29th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Dear Anonymous Emailer:
Hi. Quit being a twunt.
Love,
Temmahkrik
June 29th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Well said, darlin’! I pink puffy heart you!
July 1st, 2007 at 10:26 pm
I keep my anti-tattoo propaganda AND my breast implants to myself thank you very much!
July 3rd, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I never get any hate mail either, not even when I actually *cough* updated regularly.
And I believe that “twunt” is my new favorite word, Temmahkrik.