Comments on: Pain in the Neck

By: thefunkybee

thefunkybee — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:44:53 +0000

“I gulped down the Vicodin, a muscle relaxant, AND a Xanax . . . washed it all down with a triple-vodka-tonic. IT DID NOT HELP THE PAIN!!!”

OH - MY - GOD! I am so sorry that you’re in so much pain! I would come give you a good rub down if I could. I hope you’re feeling better soon, and I’m sorry about the work situation too. I’m thinking about you!

By: Slick

Slick — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:54:13 +0000

Neck pain is the worst. Hopefully you’ll find some relief some way.

If you can find none, just fall asleep drunk?

By: Nuke

Nuke — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:27:10 +0000

Pain sucks dear, I hope you manage to shake it off without any expensive solutions.

As for the bone crunchers hitting on ya, show the jury some of your home pictures and I think they’d believe you. Good knows we men have our weak moments.

By: DanjerusKurves

DanjerusKurves — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:32:44 +0000

Loopy: Oh yes, I have been buying the expensive specialised cervical pillows for years and years. As for the doctor: working temp + no health insurance = no $$$ for doctor visit. Chiropractors? fucking witch doctors!! I’ve been to several chiropractors in the past … and been blatantly hit on by two of them!!! Of course, without witnesses, nobody believed me, but to my knowledge, licking the back of my leg is not exactly standard procedure. Then there was another one who I figured would be “safe” because I knew his wife. He WAS safe in that sense, but when I ruptured the disc in my lower back for the first time, I went to him and without X-rays or anything he said it was a soft-tissue injury and proceeded to give me deep-massage. I about tore the roof off the building … after that, I walked around in pain for the next eight months before finally seeing an orthopedist.

By: The Fool

The Fool — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 23:31:39 +0000

I have to do neck exercises as well but for a completely different reason. You see, my head has grown so large from my massive ego that I needed two guys to steady me while walking. The neck exercises saved me a mint in employee costs.