Pubic Service Announcement
I’ve been elected by one of my girlfriends, who shall remain nameless (but her name rhymes with “penny”
, to make an appeal to all other sexually active women in America. I get to do this because, apparently, I’m not only unafraid of expressing an opinion, and by “expressing an opinion” I mean “I have a big mouth”, but I allegedly can do so with reasonable tact. At times.
OK, here goes on behalf of my less open friends: Ladies, if a guy you sleep with has a small cock please do NOT pretend otherwise. You don’t have to make him feel bad about being small (well, not until after you break up and then it’s fair game), just don’t lie to him. Why? because those of you who have done so have managed to convince a number of men that they are more than adequate in that department and it’s really not fair on other women. A direct quote from “penny”: Some of these jerks are out there strutting around thinking they’ve got it all going on and frankly, they don’t. “Penny” believes there should be a rule about this along the line of “if you have a small penis then you should have to wear a sign around your neck”. This rule also goes for guys who *THINK* they are great kissers because some dumbarse desperate loser chick probably lied to them at some time. ALL men think they are great kissers and/or that they give the greatest lick-jobs and/or that they have The Magic Pecker. Much like ALL women believe they give the best blowjobs. They don’t. I do.
Thank you,
Management
Current Mood: 
chipper
August 8th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
(Comments copied over from LiveJournal):
justuhbill
2005-04-02 20:32
Hey, Ramblin-Bill here…
You mentioned that “Penny” (if that is her real name… oh wait, it’s not. Nevermind.) thinks that a guy with a small penis should wear a sign around his neck.
It doesn’t have to be that obvious. “Penny” just has to pay attention to the signs. Does he drive a sports car? Does he berate others in public in an effort to make himself look better? Those are few, I am sure there are more…
Thanks for coming by to check out the site. I’ll be back here too.
Andria
2005-04-02 23:12
I don’t think guys should wear a sign around their neck, but they better be REALLY good at all the other things to make up for it (which, in my experience, I have found to be true). Also, every guy who has told me he’s a great kisser ended up being a slobbering face-sucker, who just grossed me out instead of turning me on.
And how can you give the best blowjobs when I give the best blowjobs? *wink*
danjeruskurves
2005-04-02 23:21
I was going to suggest that we could have a blowjob contest so we could test our skills against each other. Of course, it would probably be neck-and-neck with neither of us coming out ahead. The only problem is that we’d *never* be able to find a guy who would agree to let us use him in such a manner.
surlycanadian
2005-04-04 16:04
I can try to find you someone.
danjeruskurves
2005-04-04 16:08
I’m practically teary-eyed at the outpouring of generousity from you guys.
Andria
2005-04-02 23:34
You’re so right!! It would be SO hard to find a guy willing to let two chicks voraciously attack his penis in an effort to out-blow the other. Hehe.
Andria
2005-04-02 23:36
Oh, yeah. I forgot to sign that last comment.
danjeruskurves
2005-04-03 03:59
I was wondering which of the many sex-starved nymphos I know could possibly have posted that …
justuhbill
2005-04-03 06:27
Damn it, the things I agree to do to help people solve problems… I’ll help you guys out. But only because I’m a giver. You are welcome.
Andria
2005-04-03 06:59
Bill, you are a giver to volunteer your time so graciously for the best blowjob bragging rights between DK and I. If only more men could be so giving….
Wombat
2005-04-03 15:13
The problem with the contest is not finding a guy that’s willing, but rather finding a guy that is going to be honest and pick the best one. From our experience in dating, it is not safe to tell a woman she is not good at anything. Most likely you will get the “it’s a tie” answer.
Oh, and tell “Penny” to fuck off, I’m not wearing a fucking sign; meeting chicks is hard enough as it is…
danjeruskurves
2005-04-03 17:32
Fortunately, I don’t need anybody to tell me how good I am … the signs are all there. :-D
Andria and Bill, be here at 3:00, ok? let the games begin!
(Anonymous)
2005-04-03 18:21
cant believe you posted this! did anyone notice the title?
Jenni