justuhbill
2005-04-02 20:32
Hey, Ramblin-Bill here…

You mentioned that “Penny” (if that is her real name… oh wait, it’s not. Nevermind.) thinks that a guy with a small penis should wear a sign around his neck.

It doesn’t have to be that obvious. “Penny” just has to pay attention to the signs. Does he drive a sports car? Does he berate others in public in an effort to make himself look better? Those are few, I am sure there are more…

Thanks for coming by to check out the site. I’ll be back here too.

Andria
2005-04-02 23:12
I don’t think guys should wear a sign around their neck, but they better be REALLY good at all the other things to make up for it (which, in my experience, I have found to be true). Also, every guy who has told me he’s a great kisser ended up being a slobbering face-sucker, who just grossed me out instead of turning me on.

And how can you give the best blowjobs when I give the best blowjobs? *wink*

danjeruskurves
2005-04-02 23:21
I was going to suggest that we could have a blowjob contest so we could test our skills against each other. Of course, it would probably be neck-and-neck with neither of us coming out ahead. The only problem is that we’d *never* be able to find a guy who would agree to let us use him in such a manner.

surlycanadian
2005-04-04 16:04
I can try to find you someone.

danjeruskurves
2005-04-04 16:08
I’m practically teary-eyed at the outpouring of generousity from you guys.

Andria
2005-04-02 23:34
You’re so right!! It would be SO hard to find a guy willing to let two chicks voraciously attack his penis in an effort to out-blow the other. Hehe.

Andria
2005-04-02 23:36
Oh, yeah. I forgot to sign that last comment.

danjeruskurves
2005-04-03 03:59
I was wondering which of the many sex-starved nymphos I know could possibly have posted that …

justuhbill
2005-04-03 06:27
Damn it, the things I agree to do to help people solve problems… I’ll help you guys out. But only because I’m a giver. You are welcome.

Andria
2005-04-03 06:59
Bill, you are a giver to volunteer your time so graciously for the best blowjob bragging rights between DK and I. If only more men could be so giving….

Wombat
2005-04-03 15:13
The problem with the contest is not finding a guy that’s willing, but rather finding a guy that is going to be honest and pick the best one. From our experience in dating, it is not safe to tell a woman she is not good at anything. Most likely you will get the “it’s a tie” answer.

Oh, and tell “Penny” to fuck off, I’m not wearing a fucking sign; meeting chicks is hard enough as it is…

danjeruskurves
2005-04-03 17:32
Fortunately, I don’t need anybody to tell me how good I am … the signs are all there. :-D

Andria and Bill, be here at 3:00, ok? let the games begin!

(Anonymous)
2005-04-03 18:21
cant believe you posted this! did anyone notice the title?
Jenni