A Little Penis Humour
I have to admit, I broke-up with my last boyfriend because we were always fighting over the little things — my attention span . . . his penis . . .
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I have to admit, I broke-up with my last boyfriend because we were always fighting over the little things — my attention span . . . his penis . . .
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February 12th, 2008 at 10:26 am
you crack me up……………..I love it…………..and I love you !!!
February 12th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I dated one of those once. *Once.*
February 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am
write me something about a long, limp, flacid penis ……………I need a good comeback
February 12th, 2008 at 10:43 am
SO…what do you consider small? I am curious…
February 12th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Myra: But how do you know to avoid it the next time around? Do you date for X-amount of time, finally get all hot and bothered, and then when he drops trou you tell him to get dressed and go away?
Cat: Your second comment? *shudder*
Fabby: Anything less than 5″ in length and less than the circumference of my finger-to-thumb-circle in girth. Oh, and I sent you photographic proof. Wonder how long it will be before you open another of my emails?
February 12th, 2008 at 11:54 am
HAR HAR HAR! Oddly…I don’t believe you’d make anyone your “boyfriend” if he had a small package so I know this story is FALSE!
February 12th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Wow. And we men are supposed to NOT feel inadequate when it so often just boils down to dick size. heh. Seems clear that no matter WHO you are, size will matter more. And now picture me trying to figure out how to word that differently, in such a way so as NOT to sound like I’m both in that category and bitter about it. hahahahahah
February 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
FunkyBee: Sorry love, but it’s absolutely true. That’s the problem with getting attached to somebody’s personality before finding out about the under-average package!
EA: Right. Just like men don’t care about boob or arse size! Or whether the woman has a cavernous coochie.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Right on, Sista !!!!!!!!! Giggle !
February 13th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Haven’t you ever heard that it’s the little things that count?
Me either.
But you didn’t mention if he had a talented tongue? Penises can be faked.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
…it’s SO hard not to participate in this lively discussion, but seeing as anything that I would add right about now would just sound like bragging, I’m going to plead the fifth. Or in the eloquent words of Dave Chappelle…
” I plead the FIF” “There are so many ammendments to the Constitution but I plead the one, two, three, four… FIF!!!!”
Because, I hate to say it but some stereotypes are, well… true.
Big hands, big feet, etc. etc.
(It’s so tough to be me sometimes)
February 13th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
HRT: Huh, I always thought big hands and big feet meant big gloves and big shoes! . . . especially since my ex-bf had large hands.