Who’s Your Pal?
Dear PayPal,
Thank you very much for your email entitled “How to Resolve Your PayPal Transaction Dispute”. I am truly sorry to hear that one of my buyers had an issue with me.
Unfortunately, I was not, in fact, the seller in the transaction; *I* was the buyer. You know, as in the person who filed the claim . . . against the actual seller? Thank you for paying such close attention, I feel confident that access to my bank account is safe in your hands. Were I to ever have more than $0.99 to my name then my feelings might well change.
Sincerely,
your Pal
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September 28th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I just had a similar experience with PayPal, and if I had any money to access, I might delete my account as well.
Bastard-heads, the lot of them.
September 29th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
holy fuck, I’ve never trusted those bastards… I could have written this email to them on many occassions, especially the part about having $0.99 to my name at any given time, except I have about $0.17 or less generally…
October 5th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Sometimes Paypal sucks.