No time to put something together?

Running low on the old cash-flow?

Since we all secretly want an unhealthy dose
of macabre to go along with our erotica, let me
help you out with this impudent little dilemma . . .

All you have to do is make a doctor’s
appointment for the 30th of October . . .

Request the same particular nurse who had to jab your
arms in about 20 different places when she took your
blood tests the last time because your veins are
scared of her and attempt to crawl away.

You know who I mean, the one who gave you the flu
shot with the rusty needle that left your arm simultaneously
as limp as whiskey dick, as swollen as my ego, and with
cramping sensations slashing from shoulder to wrist.

Even though as we are all aware, injecting yourself with
a virus is supposed to be good for you . . .
which makes me wonder why they did away with leeching . . .

Right, so request that nurse . . . and voila!

. . . Heroine Chic!!

Please do not forget attention to detail . . .
note the carefully hand-drawn track-marks at wrist and elbow . . .

My artistry knows no end . . .

as apparently neither does my ability to
sink into the depths of tackiness . . .

Truthfully, my doctor’s appointment was 10 days
before Halloween so I was quite disappointed
that my bruises had faded considerably by the time
of the party last weekend.

You didn’t really think I was going to end this story
without including a little gratuitous nudity . . . did you?

That ought to make somebody’s weenie happy.

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For other excellent Halloween ideas, visit my
Halloween photo gallery
all costumes created by Yours Truly.
♥
If you enjoy a little macabre with your erotica,
check out my sado-erotica poetry

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