Tasteful Wit
Why do people always say you’re not supposed to lick steak knives? . . . How else am I going to keep my tongue as sharp?
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Why do people always say you’re not supposed to lick steak knives? . . . How else am I going to keep my tongue as sharp?
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January 8th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I lick knives. I am such a rebel.
January 8th, 2008 at 10:33 am
You already have a better body than me. Do you HAVE to be clever, too?
January 8th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Much better to lick a steak knife than a hot skillet!
January 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
You know the first thing that came into my smutty mind is that a simple anogram of “Tasteful Wit” is “Wasteful Tit”
Sorry for lowering the usual standard of reply but I couldn’t resist it!
As a child, I would get a smack across the back of my head if I licked my knife, eventually it worked, even when I now think of doing it I feel this large spiritual hand hovering behind me.
January 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
he he he…naughty! But somehow I think you don’t need a steak knife to keep that tongue of yours so sharp!!
January 10th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
It’s better than licking windows.