Comments on: Out There http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395 Danjerus Ravings of a Twisted Mind Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:44:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: HRT http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5432 HRT Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:26:55 +0000 http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5432 I'm a guy. Therefore all of my trapped in an elevator thoughts descend into quasi-erotic, semi-intellectual fantasies reminiscent of low-budget midget porn. I’m a guy. Therefore all of my trapped in an elevator thoughts descend into quasi-erotic, semi-intellectual fantasies reminiscent of low-budget midget porn.

]]> By: thefunkybee http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5428 thefunkybee Mon, 04 Feb 2008 18:14:10 +0000 http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5428 Whenever I'm in an elevator with another person I think to myself, what would I do if I got stuck in this elevator with this person...I usually want to start banging on the doors and start screaming OPEN THESE DOORS!!! but I hang in there until I get out. I think I would pee myself then cry if I was stuck in an elevator with someone else. Somehow I feel like being stuck alone would be so much better. I like myself a whole lot more than I like other people... Whenever I’m in an elevator with another person I think to myself, what would I do if I got stuck in this elevator with this person…I usually want to start banging on the doors and start screaming OPEN THESE DOORS!!! but I hang in there until I get out. I think I would pee myself then cry if I was stuck in an elevator with someone else. Somehow I feel like being stuck alone would be so much better. I like myself a whole lot more than I like other people…

]]> By: warcrygirl http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5427 warcrygirl Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:33:06 +0000 http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5427 I'm with EA, oh the horror stories I bet my little sister could tell... I’m with EA, oh the horror stories I bet my little sister could tell…

]]> By: DanjerusKurves http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5426 DanjerusKurves Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:03:19 +0000 http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5426 Myra: My co-editor! I LOVE your stories! I am also appreciative that you post them here and deprive your own website. Honestly, I was just thinking for the 20th time about shutting down the comments due to subscriber apathy -- I mean I have over 100 subscribers, I get hundreds of hits per month, but hardly anybody comments!!! [cough] . . . and then I get some great comments and I wuss-out again on closing the comments after all. Until the next post goes uncommented . . . :D EA: I am strangely grateful that I never had a brother! :) HRT: Again, I am delighted that MY website is benefiting from your snappy repartee rather than your own! Bwahahaha!! Myra: My co-editor! I LOVE your stories! I am also appreciative that you post them here and deprive your own website. Honestly, I was just thinking for the 20th time about shutting down the comments due to subscriber apathy — I mean I have over 100 subscribers, I get hundreds of hits per month, but hardly anybody comments!!! [cough] . . . and then I get some great comments and I wuss-out again on closing the comments after all. Until the next post goes uncommented . . .

EA: I am strangely grateful that I never had a brother!

HRT: Again, I am delighted that MY website is benefiting from your snappy repartee rather than your own! Bwahahaha!!

]]> By: HRT http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5425 HRT Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:35:46 +0000 http://danjeruskurves.com/archives/1395#comment-5425 I need to see one of them shrinks to help me with my ADD, it's so bad that I'll be right in the middle of a sentence and... So I would totally be your BFF... If you were a little taller... and a brunette... and a little less hot. Hot chicks scare me, I have hotchickaphobia*. *All statements presented here are intended purely for comedic effect, any similarity to actual medical afflictions, infirmaties, limitations or illnesses are completely coincidental.(c)HRT/ELS 2008 I need to see one of them shrinks to help me with my ADD, it’s so bad that I’ll be right in the middle of a sentence and…

So I would totally be your BFF…
If you were a little taller…
and a brunette…
and a little less hot.

Hot chicks scare me, I have hotchickaphobia*.

*All statements presented here are intended purely for comedic effect, any similarity to actual medical afflictions, infirmaties, limitations or illnesses are completely coincidental.(c)HRT/ELS 2008

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