Blonde Moment No. 117.36
*Thursday morning:
- stuff boobs into pretty sky-blue bralette
- shimmy into black/tan/white blouse and black trousers
- check in mirror to see if just for once I care about my appearance at work
- notice that bra straps are very much on display and clashing badly with blouse
- hurl invectives heaven-wards at injustice of colour malfunction
- hurriedly remove blouse and sky-blue bralette
- replace sky-blue bralette with black bralette
- re-dress and bolt out the door
Friday morning:
- stuff boobs into pretty sky-blue bralette
- wriggle into black/pink/white blouse and black trousers
- perform snappy mirror check
- note satisfactorily that bralette is hidden . . . but could potentially peek out
- consider changing to a pink bralette in order to accommodate potential flashing
- decide against changing because it would be unfair to the sky-blue bralette
I’m guessing guys probably go through this sort-of thing all the time with their ties and/or underwear. Right?
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*For a change, those are not my actual boobs . . . in case you were wondering . . . and I know you were.
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February 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Of course not. Your boobs are far nicer.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
WTF is a bralette?? Isn’t that what 11 year-old girls wear before they wear a real bra? I’m confused.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
EA: and bigger!
Andria: Hence the photo I posted at the beginning of the story. I don’t know WHY they call them “bralettes”. I’ve also seen them described as “crop tops” which doesn’t make any more sense. Basically they are somewhere between a regular bra and an athletic bra. No underwire, soft cups, VERY comfortable. Perfect for implanted bosoms.
February 8th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Looks a lot like the “sports” bras I get from the Evil Empire. And yes, they are comfy; sometimes I’ve even slept in them!
February 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Oh I knew those weren’t your ta ta’s…yours are much more fabulous. And no, I don’t think guys go through that in the same magnitude that we do. My hubby wears ties to work every day and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him be as nuts as me when it comes to matching, etc…oh well!
February 11th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
If this was blonde moment 117.36, what happened to the other 64/100th’s of the moment? I like to think that it also involved underwear and or acts of extreme nakedness. But then again, I’m a guy so I think in those terms with intense regularity.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
WarCry: As a matter of fact, I got my collection at Mall-Wart! The brand has the longest lingerie name ever: The World’s Best Fitting Intimates.
FunkyBee: Again, there is no such thing as a British accent! Why, no, I am not still brooding about your last post. What makes you think that?
HRT: The blonde brain can only hold X-amount of information at one time, when it is full and new data enters there is a 64/100th shutdown to allow for refreshment. Usually a vodka & tonic.