The Other Pink Meat
Low-fat and good to eat!
We had a little retirement party at the office last week. The retiring lady’s surname begins with the letters P-i-n-k. That’s “pink” as in the colour, you greasy perverts. Some time ago, a coworker of the retiree awarded her the obvious nickname of “Pink”. A week ago, this same coworker sent out an office-wide email asking that we all wear pink shirts for Pink’s last day. The little Bon Voyage party in the lunch-room was really quite sweet. Pink sponge cake. Pink cupcakes with pink icing . . . pink decorations . . . a veritable sea of pink blouses and shirts all around. More pink than a Hello Kitty© semen-ar at the Playboy© Mansion.
Unfortunately, the only pink tops that I own are definitely not office-appropriate. I thought about wearing my hot-pink bralette under an unbuttoned jacket, but one of the baby sharks young attorneys asked if I would lend it to him. Thus, in my usual inimitable style, I came up with my own creative presentation.
One strand of hair dyed to a beautiful shade of dark pink . . .
One black dress unbuttoned to show
peek-a-boo pink lace-trimmed bra . . .
I think that, overall, I managed to achieve a sort-of
Albino-Gothic-Nurse look.
The next photos had nothing to do with what I wore to work . . . I just wanted to show off my pretty new white lace bralette!
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Rather than the rampant jealousy for which I was hoping, everybody was tickled pink with my ingénue-ity. Sometimes it is quite annoying to work with really nice people.
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February 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
tease
February 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
You have pink office-appropriate clothes. You just wanted a chance to show pictures of you in a bralette, you hoar. (I am still unsure what this is. Please advise.)
February 25th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Jim: It’s perfectly alright to tease just so long as you can please.
Andria: I believe a “bralette” refers to a bra that is wire-free, does not have separate cups, and does not have a hook-closure. In other words it’s like a fancy athletic bra! Very comfy though.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Another example of your clever character, and your natural ability to tease. I wouldn’t have it any other way! Thanks!
February 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Your exhibitionist streak goes very well with your pink one! Bravo!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
That’s nice.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:05 am
A whole room full of pink food? Eeek. Pink food is one of the things that squick me out.
I do like the pink streak, though. Much preferred to wearing actual pink clothing. (That’s probably just me….pink makes me look dead. Which sucks, because I’ve seen some cute pink clothing lately.)
February 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Wow, I’m shocked the arse holes that you work with didn’t look you up and down and then turn up their noses at you. You are definitely too hot for that office, but who didn’t know that?
February 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
*writing cheque out to FunkyBee*