Going Bananas!
In the spirit of Sunday, has anyone noticed the hidden message in DanjerusKurves? Don’t feel bad, I only noticed it today after five years of wearing this name. Proof positive that I am, in fact, a goddess. I always knew there must be a reason why I like it missionary style so much.
On a moderately related note, we’re PREGNANT! Of course, it was an immaculate conception. And by “we”, I refer to my banana trees. The building I live in has lots of banana trees and everybody else’s trees have previously produced bananas. But now MY trees are having banana babies!! Look at the size of those beauties!
Tis a glorious Spring day in Houston indeed.
(The weather is here … wish you were beautiful):
August 8th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
(Comments copied over from LiveJournal):
lawless1
2005-04-24 20:20
Yes we have no bananas! You know what I mean…
I have sprouts, BTW. My bean and pepper plants are actually growing! SQUEE!!!
danjeruskurves
2005-04-25 20:24
What kinda sprouts? what kinda beans? what kinda peppers? must you be so coy??
lawless1
2005-04-25 22:28
Green bell peppers, hopefully. There were red and green ones on the seed package. The other sprouts are for snap (green) beans (bush, not pole). At least I think it’s my pepper plants that have sprouted; it could be my tomato plants. Right now they look about the same.
danjeruskurves
2005-04-25 22:59
Ooh, tomato plants grow like the dickens! Speaking of the dick-ens, I prefer pole over bush, myself. Sorry, couldn’t go two entire comments without making a double entendre!
lawless1
2005-04-26 00:32
I would have been disappointed if you didn’t, my dear.
Rik
2005-04-25 19:32
How the hell did you knock up your banana tree. I’ve got one in the back yard that hasn’t fruited for years! (I never see bees around it though either). I scrolled down through your entries . . . damn! You’re diary isn’t work safe!
danjeruskurves
2005-04-25 20:22
I did it by performing an ancient fertility dance, naked under the moonlight, throwing in a touch of voodoo, and whispering that I’d been starved of love-making for quite some time and could use a little phallus around the house …. Mother Nature apparently didn’t quite get my drift.
Rik
So where are the rest of your shower pics?
2005-04-25 21:03
LMAO! She’s the biggest tease of all. I wanted hotter and wetter nights, all i got was rain.
danjeruskurves
2005-04-25 22:58
You have to email me and request a link to them. As it says somewhere in that post.
Rik
2005-04-25 23:27
I don’t have your email address . . . put it on my diary.
I was wondering how your were going to handle the pole/bush dilemma. I think your sexual appetite is outdone only by your “rapist’s wit.”
surlycanadian
2005-04-27 07:02
congrats on the little nanners. I wish I was beautiful too.
danjeruskurves
2005-04-27 15:36
Um, well, you have a beautiful … um … mind!