Pearls of Wisdom
A friend was recounting some less-than thrilling sexual escapade the other day. I wasn’t really paying attention then any more than I am right now. Have you ever noticed how boring other people’s sex lies lives are . . . when you are taking a break from dating?
“Mm”, I murmured, as I mentally reviewed my To Do List to make double-sure his name was not on it.
“. . . really loud crash . . . sink is in pieces on the floor”, he rambled on as I drifted in and out.
“Oh”, I interjected, “I got a pearl bracelet one time.”
“What?” he exclaimed, in a moment of
distraction from his climactic story . . .
“Don’t you mean a ‘pearl necklace‘?”
“Um, no”, I retorted, “it was a hand job!”
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April 3rd, 2008 at 8:52 am
I’m really concerned about the lack of sink safety in this story.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
As the son of a plumber I find it shocking how many people have sex on sinks. Yet, it is still on my “bucket” list.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:23 am
….been there…….and it was most probably the most uncomfortable sex I’ve ever had and lost interest with that guy quickly …due to his lack of thought to my comfort level………I prefer being bent over a couch or cushiony chair…….. no wonder you were bored by his account !!! Love the pics !!
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Oh yea? Well so has every man in the world…. and If they say they haven’t then they must’ve had an accident at a very early age…
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Ba dum bum…Thank you everyone, she’ll be here all week…I hope this guy was a plumber! :O) Have a good weekend “babe”
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Pistols: Hiiiiiiiii dahling!!! At least I didn’t try to work-in any “plumber’s crack” jokes.
Jim: I’m still trying to figure out what you mean by “bucket” list!
Cathie: Agreed. Most uncomfortable indeed!!!
Vince: So you’re saying that you also jacked-off a man and he gave you a pearl bracelet. That’s awfully brave of you to admit.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
I got a pearl necktie once, only he didn’t ask me if I wanted it. Bastard.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
*cracks up*