Have a drink . . . on me!
named “DanjerusKurves©” . . . yet
Something along the lines of one part brandy . . .
one part champagne . . .
two parts Buttery Nipple® . . .?
a splash of Hot Damn® . . .?
Body shots are permitted . . . but bodily fluids are not.
Note: The drink must be served on the rocks, not straight-up!
WARNING: Contents Under Pleasure!
Occasionally, I get an idea for a pose and make a
[very] rough sketch to remind myself later.
Where is my personal patron of arts?
This stuff must surely be worth millions!
Cheers!
p.s., make the most of these naughty photos because I am going to be 48-years immature on Bastille Day … and I am losing the ferocious battle with middle-age spread. Seriously, I exercise almost every day and the only thing I haven’t tried in this battle is regulating what I eat and drink! In other words, do not expect many more nude shots from me … and by “many more”, I mean other than a random body part photo here and there, no more!
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March 6th, 2008 at 10:54 am
lookin good!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I’ve got to remember not to open your sight so early in the morning…. It makes the work day SO much longer… You definitely do my heart good though…. MUAH!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Boozey hoar!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I didn’t know your birthday was 2 days after my daughter’s Birthday !!! Cool……………that explains why I have always seen similarities between your personalities………..
the pictures are really good……………but take time to add to our your portfolio for the horny guys at my office…………………giggle
March 6th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
delete ‘our’
March 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I appreciate the pictures and am sad to think these are going away.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
p.s. you are looking awesome no matter what the calendar and you say
March 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Vince: My new title shall henceforth be “Heart Starter”!
Cat: You knew when my birthday falls … you just forgot! Don’t worry, though, because I send-out annual reminders.
Doug a/k/a my favourite husband: Don’t worry, dahling, I took enough photos last weekend to make several stories … and I am having another photo shoot [hopefully] this next weekend.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
…and just when I gave up drinking!
March 6th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I think it is time for you to marry me.
March 6th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Hot damn, woman, you look WAAAAY better naked than I do so stop yer bitching. In other words, you look fahbulous dahling!
March 6th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Looking good. I think you’re right, they should create a drink named that!
March 6th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
wish i had the balls (tits??!?!?) to do shots like this. good for you!
love that last photo in blue. very cool. even if it kind of looks like you are about to pee in the martini glass.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Fabby: Yes! But can we keep Mrs. Fab for legal advice and to do our laundry?
WarCry: You know I could take some great photos of you!
Steve: Thanks dahling, I hope you are feeling a tad better.
HelloHa: LMAO … seriously, I had the same thought about the peeing-in-the-glass and I *almost* included a comment in the post … however, I would definitely be at the wrong angle. In other words: do-able but not pretty!
March 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I absolutely love them!
They are gorgeous.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
So DK, have you ever thought of taking a few tasteful nude shots of yourself? Your last photo op was okay but really I think you should feel free to express yourself and not feel that you need to hide behind so many layers of clothing, I really think that the parka was a bit of overkill but then I guess it does work to leave something to the imagination. But geesh I’ve seen Amish who were more risque than you.
(nicely done my friend, nicely done.)
p.s. ahh if only I were 2* years older 1700* pounds lighter and 50* miles closer. (*some numbers may have been exaggerated for comedic effect, any similarity to actual numerical values is purely coincidental)
March 7th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
HRT: Heaven’s no! I could never be so bold … or exhibitionistic!!! Here’s the email comment I received from a R/L guyfriend (my response follows).
In a message dated 3/6/2008 9:56:57 A.M. Central Standard Time, Jaeger@xxxxxxxxxxx.com writes:
where’s the vajayjay?
In a message dated 3/6/2008 10:26:03 A.M. Central Standard Time, DanjerusKurves writes:
If you don’t know where *that* is, then you don’t stand a chance of ever locating the clitoris!!!!!!
p.s., as you know well, I don’t do explicit…