surlycanadian
2005-05-01 22:51
Boy, you’re quick with the smartassed answers, now arent you? If only there was some sort of way you could make money off of a skill like that.

danjeruskurves
2005-05-02 01:19
Being a smartarse is only one of the wonderful things I can do with my mouth. Unfortunately, I don’t get paid for any of the other things either … unless you are offering? ;-)

yeahimadork
2005-05-02 04:09
I am so glad to see there are others out there with the same child care principles that I have.

danjeruskurves
2005-05-02 13:35
You can’t just go around randomly having principles!!

Nightmare54
2005-05-02 12:27
She can use that to get paid! It is called “Morning Show host” on any radio station on the FM dial range.

danjeruskurves
2005-05-02 13:36
oh godde, I am NOT a morning person … can I tape my segment at night?

wombatcity
2005-05-02 20:31
“I have nothing against children; I like children…I couldn’t eat a whole one, but I’d split one with you.” -Greg Proops

Best line ever.

lawless1
2005-05-03 16:02
You know, if you duct tape little mitties on his hands the pounding on the door isn’t that annoying.

Or so I’m told…*whistles aimlessly while looking at ceiling*