Shoe Bad
as you strut towards the grungy-looking entrance
to your seedy nightclub . . .
something just doesn’t feel quite right about your shoes . . .
good job I had a spare pair in the car!
three pairs of dancing shoes left . . . after they fall apart, then I am retiring from my cherished dance spot on the edge of the dance floor, just outside of the range of the huge ceiling fan, in view of the window into the back bar . . .
and conveniently located for every twit in the place to crowd me into near-panic claustrophobia.
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April 1st, 2008 at 10:06 am
HOLY CRAP Julia! What the hell did you do to those shoes? Now that’s what I call dancing. I really have never seen anything like that, that’s hilarious!!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:53 am
How in the hell did you a) dance in those things, and b) have both break at the same time the same way? What were you doing on that dance floor to break them in half??? (Hoar.)
April 1st, 2008 at 11:21 am
Aww… how cute. They’re like little doll’s shoes. These pictures should contain an asterisk.
*actual size
April 1st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
FunkyBee: Maybe it was all the drugs and acid sweat from other dancers that coats the floor and seeps into the soles of my shoes.
Andria: The three biggest mistakes women make on the dance floor: (1) dancing while very, very drunk; (2) thinking that dropping to their knees on the dance floor to simulate fellatio is sexy; (3) wearing fabulous shoes that are impossible to balance on while walking, let alone trying to dance. My dance shoes are ugly, but I can literally run in them! Depending on how ugly the guy is who’s trying to dance with me …
HRT: Barbie shoes!!! heh …
April 1st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Just how big ARE your corns ??! LOL … Cheers
April 1st, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Dancing Hoar!!! LOL…Dang!
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
Damn, woman, will we be seeing you on Dancing with the Stars now?
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
…by the look of those shoes it looks more like Dancing ON the stars.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
WarCry: I think I might be only one of three people in the entire U.S.A. who has not seen that show.
HRT: I have to wear the sturdy dance shoes so I can effectively kick shins.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I broke a pair of shoes once while walking out of the library. Does that mean I have to give up books as soon as all of my shoes die?