Time Waster No. 1,347
As disturbing as some of these are — especially because I specifically selected my gender as “female” [rather than “maneater”] — they are also eerily accurate . . .
Ten Top Trivia Tips about DanjerusKurves!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named DanjerusKurves its ‘Man of the Year’!
- Ideally, DanjerusKurves should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting DanjerusKurves on.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from DanjerusKurves.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in DanjerusKurves.
- California is the biggest exporter of DanjerusKurves in the world.
- The first domain name ever registered was DanjerusKurves.com.
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of DanjerusKurves orbiting the Earth.
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed DanjerusKurves would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of DanjerusKurves.
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March 11th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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March 11th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
HAHAHA! Okay, I’m game:
Warcrygirl is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Warcrygirl.
When Warcrygirl is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
Warcrygirl is actually a mammal, not a fish.
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Warcrygirl is 10:1!
Birds do not sleep in Warcrygirl, though they may rest in her from time to time.
There are 336 dimples on Warcrygirl!
Warcrygirl can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Warcrygirl is the victim!
Snow White’s coffin was made of Warcrygirl.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:35 am
I know that *I* would like to put Danjerus Kurves on, regardless of the threat of death…
March 12th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Fabby: I think you’d wear me well!