Cork Screwed
I also don’t mind getting my hands on some nice cork . . .
Although, while I love to screw around . . .
it really takes skill to pop my cork!
I take my recycling very seriously — I have an almost-miraculous talent for turning wine to water . . .
Sometimes I like to use the same cork over and over again — especially if the cork fits snugly in my bottleneck . . .
I am not always in the mood, but as soon as I ply myself with wine and buy some new shoes . . .
. . . then I can usually get my heels in the air!
Strangely, these shoes were a little difficult
to get out of the box and had to be carefully extracted
with a little wriggling movement involved … 
Caution: Balancing on one’s knees with a
handful of cork can bring a rosy glow to one’s skin . . .
Incidentally, I also recycled these shoes. After using them for the photo shoot, I returned them to the store.
Cheers!
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March 20th, 2008 at 9:23 am
You know, I haven’t had any cork for over two years….almost two and a half. I look forward to returning to it! Lord knows one gets tired of handling the box. Wines.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Very well played. By both of you.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
If you’re looking for a nice hard cork, leave it out in the sun.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Erotic and fun as usual. I finally started writing again. You asked me to let you know when. It is when.
– Plops.
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Loved it!!!!