Snippy Snippets
I’m told that my personality is much the same in real life as it is online. I sometimes wonder about that …
DK at the Pub:
Very Cute But Very Drunk Guy to DK: “Damn, you’re hot … but damn you’re mean!”
(I was being “mean” because I kept peeling his wandering hands off my body)
DK to Very Cute But Very Drunk Guy: “Why don’t you just go home and jerk-off, because you’re getting nowhere with me.”
DK to Other Regular: “Shit, I’m drunk. Can I crash on your sofa tonight?”
Other Regular to DK: “Sure, babe … but you know I don’t have a sofa.” (true, he has a pool table in his living room)
More of the sweetness that is me … (DK online):
KelliD: That made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
DanjerusKurves: Go change your underwear … you just peed yourself.
OhNoItsRyan: do you have anymore fantasies you want to fulfill sexually?
DanjerusKurves: Why yes, actually. I want to hear that I won the lottery while I’m having sex.
DanjerusKurves: I deny that I denied that denial…!
JohnV: i acknowledge your denial of my denial, and deny you one additional denial.
Married Man: I would love to entertain you, if you feel like taking a chance.
DanjerusKurves: Awfully nice of you to offer, but the only husbands I “entertain” are those to whom I am married.
Bassakwords: Don’t come over tonight, I’m having beans for lunch.
DanjerusKurves: Ohhhh, me too!!
Bassakwords: eww you’re gonna be all gassy!
DanjerusKurves: Hopefully I’ll get some room on the dance floor tonight.
Bassakwords: LMAO!
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And because I have received random complaints that I haven’t posted any T&A photos lately, here is a photo of my boobs taken a couple of days ago, followed by a new pussy pic:
This next photo is proof that I do not exaggerate when it comes to size. For scale, please reference the ladies size 6 CFM sandal next to the very large feline:
August 5th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
(Comments copied over from LiveJournal):
yeahimadork
2005-06-03 18:51
Nice rack.
danjeruskurves
2005-06-03 18:53
See? and I wasn’t going to mention that it was YOU who was complaining about not seeing more boobie photos. Hoar!
yeahimadork
2005-06-03 18:52
Oh, yeah.
HOAR.
The NoGoodDaddy
2005-06-03 19:34
Reading…reading…words…words…blah…blah…blah…
OOH
BOOBIES!
danjeruskurves
2005-06-03 19:46
I know how to keep my readers’ attention! … say, are *you* my Daddy?
Xquzme/Chika
2005-06-03 19:35
Nice uhm… shoe. Wow! But I wanna know… did you end up crashing at Other Regular’s pad, and if so, wasn’t it uncomfortable sleeping on a pool table? Just asking…..
danjeruskurves
2005-06-03 19:49
Oh, like *you’ve* never passed out on a pool table?
Actually, it went more like this:
DK to CuteBarBack: “I need water, lots of it, and if you’ll keep bringing it to me, I’ll blow you …” … (to his rapidly disappearing back) ” … off, after I sober up.”
(Anonymous)
2005-06-03 20:33
Hell no! What kind of a girl do you think I am? (stomps) I would have gone home with the cute-but-drunk-guy. Because, you know… he’s got a bed and he’s cute too. Crashing on pool tables is so 1970s.
danjeruskurves
2005-06-03 20:43
Knowing my luck, CuteButVeryDrunkGuy probably wouldn’t have been able to get it up … or he would have fallen off the bed and cracked his skull open; thus leaving me to have to get a taxi to go pick up my car in the morning after I slept off the wine and stepped over his cold dead body on my way out.
lawless1
2005-06-03 20:43
Love your attitude dear. And what bodacious ta-tas! I’ve got a pic of my tits but I’m wearing a sports bra…no nippage.
danjeruskurves
2005-06-03 20:46
Boobies still look hot without the nippage showing! Email me the photo so I can give you a non-lesbian-but-scientific opinion … and maybe airbrush in some nippleage in PhotoShop.
Nightmare54
2005-06-06 12:18
OK is it just the lighting or is the left side of the room COLDER then the right side?
danjeruskurves
2005-06-06 13:39
I think perhaps the right side of the room just wasn’t quite as excited about being photographed as the left.
Andy
2005-06-06 19:26
Ahhh. Boobies. Is there anything they can’t do?
danjeruskurves
2005-06-06 20:50
I will say, they’ve done an awful lot for me …