Caricatures and Baby Sharks
Today I am going to delve even deeper into my twisted psychology. Prepare to be amazed at the magnificence that is me!
At my current job, we are supposed to fill-out a little slip of paper when we complete a project for one of the attorneys. I suppose this is so the attorney knows at whom to yell [the others] if somebody [not me] screws-up. I prefer to take a more personal approach for those who enjoy my warped sense of humour, and especially the unadulterated artistic talent that radiates off of me like waves of sunshine.
I present to you, the stunning, the incredible, the almost life-like, the Superb DanjerusKurves Caricature Collection:
This shark bears a stunning similarity
to one that I have on a coffee mug.
In this pictorial relief, the dumb blonde has been hanged because she could not complete the three-letter word.
This is what happens when a certain female friend goes on a little trip to Cozumel and sends me a photo of herself relaxing and having a wonderful time . . . while I am at work.
What? . . . We all love Killer clowns, don’t we?
Ah . . . the infamous “Kilroy Was Here” caricature! Brilliant!
I’m at a loss. Perhaps it’s a self-portrait?
Here’s what happens when I walk near a church. This is why you should never try to get me to go to a church with you. Well, there’s also the boiling holy water . . .
It gets VERY boring at my current job. I have to
do something to pass the time!
The Baby Shark for whom I created these magnificent pieces was particularly taken with the fantastic shark caricature that I drew. Since one of my friends is a terrific graphic artist, I persuaded her to “donate” a shark design for me to have printed on a t-shirt for the Baby Shark’s birthday. She did an awesome job! Baby Shark’s assistant and me then went about finding all manner of shark toys and emblems with which to decorate his office and to embarrass him as much as possible.
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Here is his birthday shark mug and shark plaque, Spiderman party favour, and one of many, MANY balloons:
This is Birthday Boy’s office doorway as seen from the hall:
Here is a close-up of his new name plaque and the Great White Shark that was hung from the top of the door:
Lastly, here’s the lad himself in his Birthday Boy Hat,
Birthday Boy name badge [hidden behind the t-shirt],
his Baby Shark t-shirt, and, of course,
his Groucho disguise for identity protection purposes:
Yes, that IS a Victoria’s Secret gift bag on his desk!!
It’s full of various kiddie-toys.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Brilliant !!!!!!!! I wish you worked here……..
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:34 am
Nice!
You wanna know the extent of my artistic ability?
:-)
Yup, that’s all…
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:41 am
Its so hard to find an artistic assistant with a sense of humor these days. I especially like the killer clown one. My mom painted clowns when I was a kid and we had them hanging all over the house. No wonder I’m still in therapy. Glad Baby Shark loved everything. Give the damn girl a raise!
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
You two are way too thoughtful!!!
Thank you very much. That was the nicest birthday surprise I could have asked for!
In all seriousness, this really means a lot to me, I can’t thank you enough for making this a truly unforgettable birthday.
DK, you kick ass…. I don’t even want to think how boring it would be without DK to spice things up!
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Cathie: I wish I worked there too! Although, I’d have to bring the Baby Shark with me because he’s one of the very few enjoyable facets of my current job.
Nuke: Fantastic! Gold star!
witty: One of these days I’ll commission YOU for a painting! You know, like when I have some actual money.
ROC: You are beyond welcome. We had a BLAST scheming and planning and coming-up with new and embarassing ideas!!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Is there no end to your talents?
Apparently not!
Can you sing? I’ve got the big Duet Show 3 coming up…
May 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 am
Mr. Fab: I can sling out the occasional perfect sound-bite, but never on demand. Other than that, I can sing about as well as I can fly a jet-liner. Which is particularly embarrassing because my father is a singer! Then again, *I* didn’t have my voice trained like he did. Yeah, that must be it.