Birfday Suit …
Today all of France — and possibly parts of Canada and the rest of the world outside of ethnocentric America — is celebrating MY birthday!
Yes, that’s right, my birthday is the French equivalent of the Fourth of July in the U.S., only with much better food.
I was actually born six days late because EvilMummy insisted that I be born on a day of revolution thus setting a life-long rebellious trend for my future misadventures . . . and giving me the perfect excuse to say that I have never been on time in my entire life.
Happy Bastille Day, France!!
Now bring me some frog’s legs and make them snappy!
For my birthday I would like whirled peas . . .
and liposuction . . .
and never having to diet or give up alcohol or cheese in an attempt to shed the spread . . .
Birthday Suit . . . I has one. [Dis my lolnude!!!1!!]
My birthday suit is now 48 years old but it only needed to be stretched into shape in a couple of places this year. The face, however, required a teensy bit of air-brushing ironing.
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July 14th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Happy Birthday, Julia!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Haaaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthhhdayyyyy! You look absolutely firm and beautimus. I wish to be firm and beautimus for myself, so I knows it when I sees it. My birthday is next month…I will NOT be posting any nudie shots. (giggle of shame) …Enjoy!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Happy Birthday Julia !!!!!!! Super fantatsic pics !! You look wonderfully put together !! I wish I was 48 again !!! my birthday suit needs a tummy tuck ……and a boob lift …………..and I already have my ‘tuck & lift’ fund underway. I just had my Lumineers done……….expensive as hell….but I love them !!!
pssst I’ll be coming to Houston/Galveston/Katy later this week………a friend asked me to come hang out while he has work meetings in Houston wed, thurs, & fri til noon….his company is footing the hotel bill…..then we’ll stay the weekend to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……..but I’m not sure what day I can get there. what are your plans ???
July 14th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Happy birthday, hoar!!
July 14th, 2008 at 9:29 am
HAPPY BITHDAY TO MY FELLOW TAURUS…. I JUST HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD WHEN I TURN 29….
July 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
John: Thanks, sweetiepie!
Myra: It’s all about the subtle art of stretching like a sleeping kat!
Cat: Tonight I’m having a “quiet” dinner with friends. Next weekend, however, my BFF is coming into town. Depending on the weather, in the afternoon we’ll either go to a “fun centre” and do go-karts and bumper boats, and beat-up small children, or we’ll hit a museum, or something. Then we’ll have a not-so-quiet dinner and drinks in the evening. I just realised that I don’t have your current phone number, email it to me please, I’d LOVE if you could join us — bring your friend too, the more the merrier!
Andria: Thanks, hoar!!!
VTech: I love your dysfunctional comments, really, I do!!! However, Taurus is in May and this is July and I am quite firmly smack in the centre of being a Cancerian.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Happy Birthday from France!!! When Angus and I get back to the states we will take you out for a birthday dinner! I hope you enjoy your birthday =)~
July 14th, 2008 at 9:46 am
P.S. You look GREAT!!!
Angus says … Meow
July 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Woo hoo! Happy Birthday!
July 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to Juuuuuuulllliiiiiiiiaaaaaa … Happy Birthday to yoooooou … and many moooooore!
Okay that’s about as close to singing as I’ll ever get (in public).
Hope you have a super fabulous day!
XoX!
July 14th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Looking Fab Ms. Julia. Happy birthday! My birthday suit NEVER looked that good, you goddess you!
July 14th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Viva La France!!! God knows I would never have uttered that phrase before tonite and your pictures! You continue to show all of us that no pallet compares to that of God and the science of body architecture! Keep the pictures coming. They keep all of us young!
July 15th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Damn it, I was swamped at work yesterday or I woulda been on time saying Happy Birthday.
You make me grin, you look great! I hope you have a blast with your friend!!
Happy B-day
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July 15th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Happy Birthday. Best wishes. You look great!
July 17th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Happy Bust-ille Day! You look gorgeous as always my dear. Will you be celebrating the entire week? Why not!
T
July 18th, 2008 at 10:25 am
It’s always great when I click on you while at work and then have to go WHOA…SCROLL, SCROLL, SCROLL, quickly, quickly, quickly…please don’t let anyone walk up behind me! HA…
By the way, LUV your birthday suit!!
July 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Oh…and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it’s a great one.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:53 am
I think all you folks chiming in with belated Happy BirthdDAYs should be wishing me belated Happy BirthWeeks …
… Thanks everybody.
FunkyBee: If it’s any consolation, I have to do the same thing at work!!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Whoooaaa…gulp.
Happy Belated Birthday, girl!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Wait… Happy BirthWeeks? Since when did DKmonth get shortened to a week? I didn’t get that memo? I was planning on keeping my decorations up at least until mid August!
Cheers my friend! I wish you health, joy and peace!
(or was that supposed to be piece? eh, whatever makes ya happy)
July 21st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
HRT: See, that’s where you’re confused — you’re supposed to keep the “decorations” DOWN!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 am
You look wonderful!
July 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Happy Birthday dahling! I finally get to view this; this is the first time I’ve been in front of the computer without kids in the room. I’d have one hell of a time trying to explain to The Captain why Mommy is looking at pics of a naked woman!
Also: if you sent out a notify list email for this entry I never got it.