Made in England
I took these photos during a moment of spontaneous mischief on the Fourth of July, 2008. I didn’t want to waste a post on a holiday since I assumed most Americans would be celebrating their independence from the British Tyrants, so I saved this for a few days. I actually considered saving it for Guy Fawkes Day in order to tie-in the fireworks angle, but we all know that I have the patience span of a gnat.
and patriotic towards both of my countries
I’m just so proud that my adopted country has taken over the responsibility of imperialism and world domination! [sniffle]
Note the red toenails, white skin, and, um, blue eyeshadow
Here’s an idea, if you want to look thin, don’t wear a wide horizontal stripe around your midsection.
Lookit me smiling bravely through the
heartbreak of middle-age spread!
Let me get a little closer for you so
you can really see that snarl smile!
I’ll have you know that is genuine
Grade-A Middle Age Spread that I’m grabbing
I wonder if anybody will bring this post to the attention of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II? Maybe I would get an award! Then again, maybe I would get beheaded for treason.
Look Mum, no hands!!!
Just in case anybody is about to rock . . .
I didn’t have time to airbrush edit the photos on the same day as the shoot because I spent the afternoon cleaning kat condos at the animal adoption centre. I know, you envy my glamourous lifestyle, but please try to contain yourself.
At one point I was fully inside one of the large enclosures, cleaning the window, and a customer strolled by grinning and waving at me. Naturally, I miaowed at her and she laughed and walked quickly away without looking back.
So there I was, covered in sweat and kat fur, up to my elbows in kat-litter, with half a dozen kittens trying to eat me alive. The manager took that moment to knock on the closed door to the adoption area just to thank me for doing a great job. I told her that it was the adoption centre supervisor’s policy to schedule only the British people for cleaning on the Fourth of July.
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July 10th, 2008 at 9:46 am
God save the Queen!
Next time do the same shoot using an American flag, I think one of the ones they attach to those little toothpicks would be purrrrrfect.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:26 am
We’d love to have you model for US! Curves are so much better than NO curves. Loverly shots. And just how did you make that flag stay in place?
July 10th, 2008 at 11:08 am
MAKES ME WANT TO BREAK OUT MY PYROMANIA ALBUM…. DAMN IM GETTING OLD.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Very patriotic you are little lady!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
My genitalia is throwing a tea party as I type this.
Seriously, you look great. And no shit, you look younger since the last time I saw you….which pisses me off somewhat.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
HRT: I might be inclined to start chewing on the toothpick.
witty: I superglued it to my chest! Or pegged it behind my back, one or the other.
Rio: *cough*airbrushing*cough*
July 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I already chewed you for being hotter than I me, so I’ll let that rest. No I won’t. Damn you. Damnnn yoooooooou. (hear that? that’s the sound of me eating more stuff to drown out your better boobies. I don’t wanna talk about it.)