Ladies, are you tired of men looking you in the eye when they speak to you? Are you rightfully proud of that gorgeous rack that you either involuntarily inherited by way of uncontrolled genes or that you acquired through the expense and pain of surgical enhancement? Do you frequently have to remind men that your tits are down THERE? Bothersome, isn’t it? All this wretched modern-day Nazi-feminism has turned men into nothing more than trained monkeys!

Come now, if Nature or [insert your deity’s name here] or Dr. X___ did not intend for men to look at our breasts then we wouldn’t have them.

Second, take a close-up photograph of your sparkling eyes.

Third, have said photograph printed onto said tank-top directly over your breasts.

Fourth . . . well, there is no fourth. At this point mens’ natural instinct will overpower their unnatural anti-masculinity training and they will both look at your breasts AND look you in the eyes!

I call this a win-win situation.

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Tip: If you use a tripod to take photos like this instead of being too lazy to get it out of the closet, then you will lessen the risk of stretching your arm so far away that you almost fall over.

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