So, ONE time I “decorated” the bosses son’s office because he passed the State Bar exam and became an Official Baby Shark. I came into work the next day and found this nailed to my office wall:

Above the Crazy Cat Lady action figure is an anonymous ransom note I received when our shredder went missing. Below it is a colour photo of a cellphone cover somebody thought I should get. It’s bright orange and has the following words printed on it: “Wild Child”, “Spoiled Bitch”, “She-Devil”, “Porn Star”, and “Sex Kitten” … and *nobody* thought to buy it for me!!! Can you believe the abuse I take around here?

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FAQ: Yes, all of the items mentioned are still on my office wall (no other photos available), along with a bright-pink lei, a Groucho mask, various kat pics, and a few of the more funny post-its that have found their way into my office.

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