Lunch? No, thanks!
I signed on to OKStupid at [3:15:02 pm] . . . seconds later I got an IM from a rather unattractive 22-year old. I’ll give him this — what he lacked in looks he more than made up for in timing!
[3:15:25 pm] lunchbox429: hi there
[3:16:49 pm] Dhanzha: hullo?
[3:17:15 pm] lunchbox429: so what are you here for
[3:17:48 pm] Dhanzha: here as in ___? Houston? life?
[3:18:04 pm] lunchbox429: no the website
[3:18:30 pm] Dhanzha: oh … um … do I need a reason?
[3:18:42 pm] lunchbox429: no just wondering
[3:19:02 pm] Dhanzha: ah … do you ponder these things often?
[3:19:29 pm] lunchbox429: i ponder alot of things
[3:19:37 pm] Dhanzha: such as?
[3:20:12 pm] lunchbox429: well such as if you would be interested in meeting later for some wild sex
[3:20:31 pm] Dhanzha: genuinely LMAO … boy, that didn’t take long
[3:20:52 pm] lunchbox429: well how about it
[3:20:56 pm] lunchbox429: it will be fun
[3:24:48 pm] Dhanzha: Why don’t you empty your little piggy bank and head on over to the nearest strip club … I’m sure that will be the closest you’ll ever get to a naked woman.
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November 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Ugh. I used to get so many IMs like that. I always wonder how many women actually respond positively to make these guys keep asking women to meet for sex. Or if none do, and they just keep asking hoping you’ll be the one that says yes. Stupid men.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
At least he didn’t waste any of your time beating around the bush.
Pun intended. You’re welcome.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Andria said, in part: “Or if none do, and they just keep asking hoping you’ll be the one that says yes.”
Well, it’s probably similar to telemarketers… it only takes one person to say “yes” and all the hang-ups were worthwhile.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Yeah, that’s why I disconnected my Instant Message on both sMatch and on MySpace. And oh yes, even on Flickr. I had guys sending me nude photos just after they said hello and asking me to rub their penis in cyber space. My goodness, and might I add “ick”. Very unattractive. I guess Lunchbox will be “pondering” a while longer…or shorter, whatever the case may be.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Wow woman, you are harsh…funny? Yes, Effective? Most likely, but harsh none the less…breaking hearts all over the world :O)
November 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
O.K. people…… It’s all about percentages…. the first rule of sales “If you don’t ask they’re definitley saying no” ….. second rule “NO MEANS NO”…. anyone know the third? btw J.J about the lunchbox thing ;}
November 19th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
“It will be fun.”
Well… OK.
November 30th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Damn.. here I thought I’d get to read some good smut.