It’s Grrreat!!!!
I don’t think any of us ever want to hear — or even to think — about our parents’ love life. I suspect that most of us would rather believe that it was our very own generation that invented wild … hot … wicked … wanton … dirty … oh-so-dirty S-E-XXX. So when my 71-year old mother giggled and said she still had a tiger in the bedroom, you can imagine the surge of ice-cold blood that swished through my veins! Even worse, she sent me a photo!!
Since I cannot seem to stop myself from sharing my own nudity, let alone private family moments, I’m posting the photo below.
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The calico kat in the centre, by the way, is an actual real, living, breathing kat. No “pussy” jokes, please . . . oh hell with it, go right ahead.
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January 28th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
That’s a huge “giraffe”. He’s pretty lucky to have such an extensive harem. ;-)
January 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Shit, you had me worried for a minute there. I was waiting for a full frontal picture of your dad in a posing pouch or something.
January 28th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
yeah, the pussy joke is the obvious one isn’t it? heh.
Personally, though, I was wondering when I get to see the beaver.
January 28th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I can’t take my eyes off the velvet padded headboard. Tiger in the bedroom indeed. My brain melted about 20 years ago when my grandma told me she and my grandpa used to get it on in the shower.
LALALALALALALALALA I’M NOT LISTENING!!!!!!!!
January 28th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I just wrote a line about your Mama’s…pu…pu…you know, the cat.
I couldn’t leave it. It was too horrible. I suck.
January 28th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
HAHAHAH. Well she still has a sense of humor, huh?
Although I would shit myself if my mom sent me an email like that and there was an attachment. I don’t think I’d ever be able to open it. Which would inevitably make things more awkward at some point.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
For those of you who felt you should hold back, this is a direct quote from my Mum’s most recent letter: “Did I tell you about our local diving shop? They had a sign up saying “Free Scuba Diving Lessons!” Someone changed it to ‘Free Muff Diving Lessons!’ I don’t know if anyone tried to book it! haha”
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
I’ll admit, you had me scared! Should have known with you…AND I am not much of a Kat person but that one is BEEautiful! Looks like a stuffed toy.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Oh Christ, I almost had a heart attack. I’m so relieved. I love that calico kitty too. What a sweetheart.