Crashing Bore
Excerpt of email sent to a friend:
Have I mentioned that I have the attention span of a gnat? For the record, I don’t mind spontaneity as long as it’s planned in advance. Have I mentioned what a planner I am? I usually know what I’m doing a week ahead of time. Have you booked our Thanksgiving trip to Cozumel yet?
I’m bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. BORED. Have I mentioned that? Time to flood my friends with emails. Which they will all ignore. Until I am swamped at work again. Then they’ll all respond at once. I think I forgot to mention that I’m bored right now. OMG, I remember being like this in primary school and pissing off the teacher because I wanted to do 3 things at once. La La La … I’m so bored
OK, batch of insulting emails sent out to other friends. Now what? Maybe I’ll call you late tonight when I get in after dinner. Assuming my gnat’s attention span hasn’t jogged onto something/someone else. You really aren’t holding up your end of this email volley.
Man, it’s quiet here right now. Time to go annoy coworkers…
Current Mood: 
bored