Who, me?
Inasmuch as I am diametrically opposed to EVER responding to chain emails, I will sometimes fill out those email “personality surveys” from friends. Mostly because it gives me a chance to flex my acerbic wit. Today I received a survey that reversed the usual method of telling people about yourself and instead asked your friends to answer questions about you. I’m posting this only because there were so many almost-identical responses to certain questions about me. I found that to be highly amusing. Here goes:
Q: Do I smoke?
A: ONLY IN BED
Q: Do I believe in God?
A: NOPE, BUT VERY SPIRITUAL
Q: When you first saw me what was your impression?
A: DAMN, SHE’S HOT, AND REALLY LOUD TOO!
Q: Do I have any siblings?
A: YES, ALTHOUGH NOT WORTH SPEAKING OF …
Q: What’s one of my favorite things to do outdoors?
A: SKINNY DIPPING OR ANYTHING NAKED
Q: What’s one of my favorite things to do indoors?
A: ANYTHING NAKED
Q: Would you say I am funny ha-ha or funny sarcastic?
A: SARCASTIC ALL THE WAY, BABY
Q: Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
A: A REBEL WHO PRETENDS TO FOLLOW THE RULES
So much for my being a woman of mystery, hmm?