Abuse of the System
Email to Boss:
Upon digging in your file cabinet today I discovered that you have reverted to haphazardly stuffing random files down in between the lovely green hanging files that I so lovingly organized for your convenience. This is known as “filing abuse”. You may notice that for some letters of the alphabet there is more than one empty green hanging file; this is so that there is plenty of room for those alphabetically-challenged popular last name letters. Manilla files get cold and lonely (and lost) when stuffed between the green hanging files, please keep them warm and comfortable by placing them IN the green hanging files (in front of the alphabetical tab that sticks up).