How To Avoid The Flu?

It’s simple. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, exercise, get fresh air, drink fluids, keep stress levels low, and get plenty of rest.

So . . . I walk to the liquor store…(exercise); I put lime in my vodka-tonic…(fruit); celery in my Bloody Mary…(veggies); drink outdoors on the bar patio…(fresh air AND fluids); get drunk, tell jokes, laugh…(relieve stress); then pass out…(rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, then flu germs can’t get to you!!!!

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