JAY
This entry is all about JAY. Regardless of whatever else is mentioned here, please do not forget that this is really about JAY. Yesterday my friend Sara came in from Austin to visit with me. I talked to JAY on the phone. Sara and I went to dinner at Crappito’s (the name says it all). After dinner, I talked to JAY, and then Sara and I stopped by Shu’s apt. (which is just a few doors down from JAY’s apt.) to visit the kittens. JAY does not like kats. I don’t know why Shu insists that I only go by to see the kittens, despite that she wasn’t there when we went by, some lame excuse about DJing or something. But I digress, after kitten-visiting, we ran breathlessly upstairs to meet JAY because we had arranged to go out for a drink with JAY. Over the course of a couple of drinks, JAY happened to let slip that he had done an internet search for “DanjerusKurves” and had thus stealthily discovered this journal. JAY has not found it necessary in any of our frequent conversations to mention this previously. JAY then proceeded to offer me some excellent tips about my personal journal:
1. JAY is never mentioned in my journal.
2. JAY would like to be mentioned in my journal.
3. My journal should contain references to JAY.
4. My journal gets “kinda boring” on the “longer entries” and I really need to consider keeping my entries to under 10 words, 5 of which should be the word “JAY”.
5. My journal really should not be about me, it should be about my friends, for example, JAY.
6. JAY is expecting a cyber blowjob on HIS birthday since I posted one for a friend named Peter.
7. JAY would really like a real blowjob on his birthday [insert photo of hopeful look on JAY’s face]; I told him to take a couple of hundred dollars to the local strip club for this purpose.
And to think, I was under the impression that only Lindsey and Peter read these things. Does anyone else read this? Anyone that has the gumption to actually TELL me, that is?