Shamp-ewwwww
L’oreal just HAD to reformulate their Volumizing Shampoo. They couldn’t just redesign the bottle to boost sales, NO, they had to reformulate the actual product into a completely different product that only resembles the original product by the use of the word “shampoo”. The “new” product S.U.C.K.S., the consistency of the shampoo is runny and won’t stay in my hand long enough to reach my hair, there is no volumizing to be had, and best of all, it strips all shine and softness from my hair, leaving it as dry as straw! I hate these people.
I switched to Garnier Fructis which turns out to be a somewhat superior product. I say “somewhat” because their formula for Fine Hair also stripped my hair into a straw-like substance that vaguely resembled human hair. Their dry/damaged product seems to work reasonably well, although not as well as the prior L’oreal shampoo.
My question, however, is this: why do so many hair-care brands resemble semen? Has anyone else noticed this? Are the creators of the product all porn junkies who believe that women really *want* a wad of spunk in their hair? Maybe they could come up with a new brand called SpunkGunk or something.