I don’t give a fig about dates!!!
It has been brought to my attention that I do not mention much in the way of my dating experiences. This is because, believe it or not, I’m a very private person. While I will continue to avoid posting any *relationship* entries, the following are some emails I sent to ex-dates regarding Dating Horror Stories (all True Stories). The names have been deliberately omitted to protect the guilty:
Horror Story No. 1:
My post-date email response to his request for a 2nd date:
Dear Dr. _______, I hope you take this in the lighthearted sense in which it is intended. I tend to doubt that you will, but there are some tips in here that you may wish to apply to future dates. 
When setting up a blind date, you:
A. pick a quiet location to meet
B. pick a loud, noisy, and very crowded location
While awaiting the arrival of a blind date, you:
A. station yourself near to the door to watch for your date at or near to the time of her arrival
B. stand in the middle of a crowded area with your back to the door, talking to one or more strange females, thus putting your date in the position of not only having to pick you out from the crowd but also having to approach a strange man in the company of other women to enquire as to whether he is “The Date”
During dinner, you:
A. exercise average to good etiquette
B. chew with your mouth open while repeatedly telling your date she is “too dainty” because she eats like a normal person
By way of conversation, you:
A. mention numerous times the 5 orgasms you were able to give a former sex partner
B. introduce a controversial topic such as female serial killers, and then when your date tries to respond, you act as though she has just expressed a desire to boil your rabbit
C. repeatedly interrupt your date with thinly veiled sarcasm disguised as “humour”
D. All of the above
Very best of luck with your future dating endeavours…!
Horror Story No. 2:
[An engineer]
Him: Texas has a strong and thriving BDSM “scene”, with Houston and then Dallas leading the rest of the state. While that is heavily my interest as well, unfortunately the fetish fashion side of things in Texas are pretty limited.
Me: Key words: “heavily my interest” … unfortunately, I am not at all interested in that lifestyle … albeit I have my own kinks and perversions, I strongly suspect I would be vastly too vanilla for your needs and preferences! I do wish you the very best of luck with that though …
Horror Story No. 3:
[Another doctor]
Him: Hey Sexy, remember me??
Me: oh yah, I remember you alright!!! Let’s see, we met at Starbucks for coffee, had a charming conversation, a lot of laughs. You were handsome, stylish, and witty. We parted with the mutual plan to get together again … later that evening you IM’d me online … and started trying to initiate cybersex with me!!!!!!!! I was just about FLOORED. At first, I couldn’t decide if you were joking, but you persisted and I thought perhaps you had been drinking heavily or you were having some sort of psychotic episode … and that was the last contact we had until now.