PMS Awards
… and the nominees are:
~~ my parents for making me a girl so I can be an over-sensitive jerk *some* of the time, rather than making me a guy so I could be an insensitive jerk *most* of the time
~~ Mother Nature for giving me the level of hormones necessary to create a nymphomaniac but also intense enough to bury me under raging PMS 3-4 times a year
~~ the medical profession for creating a boner pill and NOT creating a cure for PMS
~~ the media for making TV commercials that induce a sudden flood of tears because I’m not using THAT brand of detergent so I’m a loser
~~ life in general because I’m not in a relationship and people insist on asking me WHY such a catch as me is not living the life of fantastical happiness with Mr. Perfect
I’d like to thank those of you who are my true friends and who manage to survive the nuclear blast equivalent of my stormy mood changes, crying, snapping, and also the bad parts…
Just be thankful that I only PMS now and then and not every month… and that my PMS only lasts for 24-48 hours. Believe it or not, it COULD be worse!!!