Folks, it’s called a DANCE floor, not a “just-stand-there-trying-to-look-cool-and-taking-up-space-floor”. Also, believe it or not, those clear spaces around the outside of the dance floor are actually intended for people to walk on, so you don’t need to keep a stream of ant-like bodies criss-crossing the dance floor and getting in the way of the aforesaid dancers. Last but not least, please do NOT dance like nobody is watching; if you don’t know why, then I suggest you have yourself videotaped and watch it after you sober up.

Thank you,
the people trying to dance

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