kats vs. kids

One of the many reasons why I have kats and not kids is because I can’t go to jail for getting drunk and masturbating in front of the kats.

11 Responses to “kats vs. kids”

  1. DanjerusKurves Says:

    Jenn (batten on DL): if you are reading this, please email me!

  2. Andria Says:

    And thank god for that. Because, my cat has seen a lot. A LOT.

  3. Rik Says:

    Meow.

  4. Peachy Says:

    Wow.

  5. Nightmare Says:

    Yeah I like pussy watching pussies.

  6. Chunk Says:

    *sigh*

  7. Andria Says:

    DK, you hoar! I just saw the comment you left in mousemilk’s diary yesterday.

    Dammit… I’m busted! I totally made my cat sick so I could copy you!

  8. DanjerusKurves Says:

    Andria: what, you didn’t see the one I left on NoGoodDaddy’s blog??? bwahahahaha! What’s with all the one-word comments? Have I been so well-behaved lately that everyone has forgotten how raunchy I can be in the name of entertainment?

  9. Andria Says:

    Oh, no… I didn’t read his post. I’ll have to go check it out…

  10. TheFunkyBee Says:

    ha ha! your funny!

  11. GoingLoopy Says:

    And another reason: at least the vet gives the kat the enema. Not so much if it’s a kid.


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