Shoe So Crazy!
For my recent birthday I got a pair of insanely wicked, 4.5″ heeled, 2″ platform sandals … which, of course, meant PHOTO SHOOT TIME!
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I took the first couple of photos for my Mum & Dad …
See how sweet I am? … Such a shy, demure little thing
The thing is, I can never seem to get more than a couple of clean snapshots taken before my clothes start to mysteriously peel off …
One of my friends is fond of telling me that I am “an 11-year old boy in a knockout body” . . . which may ring true since I can’t seem to resist the skirt-lifting knicker-flashing urge
I mean, what’s the point of wearing
sexy undies if nobody but you is going to see them?
OK, with the possible exception of my cross-dressing friends … Much like them, there are certain things that I don’t even try to resist — ridiculously high platform shoes, big earrings, and womens’ underwear
The taller the shoes, the closer to Heaven …
The bigger the earrings, the better the
reception for the voices in my head!
The cuter the panties, the more likely
they’ll just dare you to bend over!
Let’s all hope that I remember to edit out the more raunchy photos before I send this to my parents.
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August 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I’m not a fashion expert other than being pretty darn certain of “this looks good on you” when in fact it does.
THIS looks good on you.
Of course, anyone who can look great in a freaking plastic garbage bag (still shaking my head in disbelief over that one) can pretty much do as they please.
August 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
4.5″ heeled 2″ platforms makes you what 4′8 4′9? You probably feel 5 feet tall! :-) …snicker…
August 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Just FAB!!!!!
BTW, I don’t remember the butterfly Tattoo…………..I thought it was much lower.
Hmmmm, probably just a different angle.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Yeah… when I think of words to describe you, “shy” and “demure” are right at the top of the list!
August 25th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Rio: We have the world’s greatest mutual admiration society going! And I’m guessing you’re a fashion expert on the removal of a lady’s clothing.
HRT: First you go AWOL for months then you come back here and make fun of me????? I knew there was a reason why I liked you so much.
FOS: You might need to go back through all my photo galleries for a spot of butterfly hunting! ;-)
Andria: My words exactly!
August 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I loved your line: “The bigger the earrings, the better the
reception for the voices in my head!” Touche, my dear!
August 26th, 2009 at 7:33 am
I just love the way your legs go up and make an Ass out of themselves…. Idaho just doesn’t know what they’ve got…. A 29 year old piece of gold…. Muah!!! B.T.W. … T.R.T.B!
August 27th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Ah dahling, one of the joys of having the kids back in school is now I can actually visit your site! I’d have a hard time explaining to friends why Jr tells people mommy looks at naked women online…
August 27th, 2009 at 10:49 am
HOT!
August 27th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
lol I can’t think of any words that don’t make your clothes fall off lol.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:06 am
witty: I just wish those voices would give me the winning lottery numbers! Believe it or not, I actually knew a guy in Houston who won the lottery [before we met] and he swore up and down his dead father appeared to him and told him the numbers!!!
VTech: LMAO @ ass. But, um … T.R.T.B.???
Warcry: What, you can’t just say you are researching your second job as a p0rn star? ;-)
FunkyBee: Squee!!!!
Dave: True dat … LOL
August 28th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
The Raunchier The Better!
August 28th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
That is unless you’re sending them to your parents. I couldn’t fathom the thought…Ugh!!~