All Oiled Up
Holy hell, I’m living in Texass — the Oil Capital of the U.S. — and it just cost me $30 to fill-up my 3/4 empty Camry … it’s getting so that I feel like I’m having prison sex every time I go to the gas station!! Pass the lube.
Holy hell, I’m living in Texass — the Oil Capital of the U.S. — and it just cost me $30 to fill-up my 3/4 empty Camry … it’s getting so that I feel like I’m having prison sex every time I go to the gas station!! Pass the lube.
August 26th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
You should get sport bike. 50mpg on the ninja baby!
Oh yea, I dig your site too.
August 26th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
I hear you, sister. I mean, granted, there are oil wells in the mall parking lot here (I’m so not kidding), but there, you have to smell all the refinery sludge every time the wind blows. Shit, they’re saving on shipping…
Although I will say that now…when an annoyingly large vehicle driven by an incredibly small penis tailgates…at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that it costs them almost $100 to fill their tank…every three days.
August 26th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Headhunter: I’m more of a Harley girl (see photo page 1) … ~giggle~
Loopy: “when an annoyingly large vehicle driven by an incredibly small penis tailgates”. Brilliant. Absolutely vintage! I literally guffawed on that one!!!
August 26th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
uhmmmmmmmmmm, I can top that, my girl !! In one week ( last week) in my business, I drove all over a 7 town area showing homes to 4 different buyers……………my gas bill for my Avalanche was $327……….so I am buying stock in Astro glide…………..I get bent over at the gas pump on a daily basis…………..wait a second…………bent over………….daily basis………….nevermind………..like I always say “look at the positive” ~~~~~~~~giggling hyterically~~~~~~~~~
August 26th, 2005 at 2:02 pm
You read my mind. I’m driving around on fumes right now because i’m just kidding myself in attempting to stave off the inevitable. Yes, even though I get good mileage from my trusty Benz I know I’m going to get ass raped by a maniacal gas nozzle any time now. Funny how rape keeps coming into the picture, oh yeah, we’re all getting it I see. Misery loves company.
August 26th, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Y,all go buy them itty-bitty Youoropeen cars now and you needs to fill up only once er month.
I paid $14 jes’ to git ma veehicle spruced up t’day.
August 26th, 2005 at 9:37 pm
I’d pass the lube but it’s too expensive…sorry!
August 27th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
You’d actually be the first with a fare. ‘Cause i know you’d put out.
But i’d still be worried about a mutiny, ’cause you’d be able to drink me under the table with all the warm bitters on board.
August 27th, 2005 at 11:19 pm
more and more I recall a cartoon editorial from years ago that had a person dressed as an Arab lifting his garb to reveal a gas nozzle (instead of a penis)…
August 28th, 2005 at 10:09 am
I need to buy a new pair of walking shoes. FUCK!