Kids and Krayons
Kids ~ they’re not just for breakfast any more! Really, it’s such a shame that I can’t stand children because some of them are truly adorable. Take Jan and Laura, for example. Adorable. We were having dinner one night before they went home to France. We dined at one of those fancy restaurants with the paper tablecloths and the crayons. Unfortunately, due to the busy-ness of the evening, we were tragically (but temporarily) short a blue crayon. A bit of fussing and whingeing occurred, but once the server brought the missing crayon I managed to settle down. It didn’t take much persuasion to get the artistically-inclined kids to do some colouring for me. I was greatly surprised and touched, however, when they playfully incorporated my name into their sketchings multiple times.
At one point Laura started substituting the letters of my name into a game of tic-tac-toe and when Jan captured the winning square he finished it by using the last letter of my name! If that doesn’t make you smile then you are a lost cause!

Even the grown-ups got into the act. You can see in the bottom-left corner where I skillfully drew a highly realistic sunshine symbol around my gracious host’s wine bottle in case he forgot where it went on the table. Also, if you look closely, you will see my amazingly life-like caricature of red-headed Kelli:

Lastly, the lovely Laura drew this for me on a separately decorated table “cloth”.

If the guys I date get any younger, pretty soon I’ll be taping their drawings to my refrigerator. Meantime, all of the stunning artwork featured above can currently be found displayed on my kitchen walls. Folks, don’t try this at home.
November 10th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
Love. It! That beats my naked, 10 foot tall husband and hairless “me” by a mile, for sure!
November 10th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
You’re such an artistic hoar.
When kids draw pictures for me, it’s usually of some crazy looking girl with ten cats. I wonder what that means?
November 10th, 2005 at 3:44 pm
awwww sweeeeeeeeeeet !!
I have crayon-drawn pictures still from my kids that I love looking at and remembering who sweet and innocent and loving the little bastards were back then !! Giggle !!
November 10th, 2005 at 4:05 pm
oh !!! I forgot to tell you !!! I have been talking to several surgeons about the LaserBra technique………to eliminate the need for uncomfortable, expensive bras , and the pain in the azz….i mean chest they are !!! Have you done any research or heard anything about this procedure ??
November 10th, 2005 at 4:24 pm
Cat: uh, no.
November 10th, 2005 at 9:22 pm
Actually I think my boobs are bigger than that…. and my eye is smaller….. but you have the red right!
And you’re a liar… you like kids…. otherwise mine would not be so fond of you. BTW…. J inquired how your healing was going today…. and Uncle Charlie wants to know if you need him to come down and “take care of things”…….. I’m scared of what he might mean by that.
November 10th, 2005 at 9:42 pm
And somewhere in there, subliminally, are the words: Jenna where the fuck are my dragons!!??
I haven’t forgotten, Dearest… but I have (of COURSE!) lost your work addy.
…You know how to reach me!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
November 11th, 2005 at 10:19 am
I need some artwork. If only there were a way to get some free without children…
November 15th, 2005 at 10:34 pm
Loopy, go to the zoo and give the monkeys some crayons. Same difference only the monkeys smell better.