I, Danzha S. Kurves, do hereby certify that I am the owner and author of www.danjeruskurves.com [the “Author”], an internationally-based non-liability entity, and that the following is a complete and accurate copy of the resolutions hereby adopted on behalf of said entity:

Let it be resolved that in the year 2006, that the aforementioned Author shall henceforth refrain from snickering and rolling her eyes when she encounters the precious sight of an attractive, slender, 20-something woman displaying the cleft of her buttocks when sitting down in low-rise jeans. Pretty Ones, plumber’s crack is not attractive on ANYbody.

Let it be further resolved that the Author shall never again respond to a telephonic interruption when in the middle of a hot 20-something. Enough said.

Let it also be resolved that the Author shall make it a point to play with her pussy/ies on a more regular basis. Interaction and exercise is a much-needed part of daily life.

Finally, let it be resolved that the Author pledges herewith to view the entire film version of Phantom of the Opera and not shed one.single.tear. [This one may take a while.]

yeah baby . . . get your kicks in 2006!!

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