Wanted: Private Dick
I just got laid off from my job after 5.5 years . . . with ZERO severance. Talk about being cut off at the knees and thrown into the street! So much for loyalty . . . and for [literally] saving my boss’s life 3 years ago when he got deathly ill and ended up in the hospital. Unfortunately, I have ZERO in my savings account, no family to fall back on, and I’m having a mild panic attack. [All cash donations may be sent through PayPal... 
]. I may be unable to keep up with my blog reading/commenting when I start a new job, but I promise to do my best. In the meantime, on a more playful note …
Somebody told me recently that they’d like to see me in nothing but a trenchcoat and the fedora I was wearing at the time. Being the obliging sort that I am . . .
Lipstick: Maybelline “Red Cherry”
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Nail Polish: OPI “Liar Liar Pants on Fire”
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Trenchcoat: Wilsons Leather
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Body: Mother Nature (overall), 24-Hour Fitness (muscle tone),
Dr. Neal Reisman (breasts)
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Weapon: Glock 23, .40 cal.
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Photography: DanjerusKurves
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January 6th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I still can’t believe you fell for that “i’m a virgin” line. *snicker*
Nice gun, btw.
January 6th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
HOAR!!!
Nice, uh… gun. Yeah, that’s it.
January 6th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
[cough] Rik: there was a reason why I didn’t write about that in THIS blog! And I didn’t “fall” for anything, I was going to anyway, and got presented with the perfect “excuse” … [smirk]
January 6th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
OOOOOOO! Me likee! Veddy nice, dahling.
January 6th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Beautiful shots. Nice piece ;-)
That sucks about your job. If this helps in the inspiration department, I had the rug pulled out from under me October 14, 2004. It took me a while to find a job, but it was much better than the one I had. Two weeks ago, I left that job for an even better opportunity.
My prediction: This ends up being a blessing in disguise.
Best of luck, DK.
January 7th, 2006 at 10:13 am
I’d offer to be your sugar daddy, but I seriously doubt I could afford to keep you.
January 7th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Oh honey!! I’m so sorry! How horrible!! Please keep us posted about your job search. If we hear of anything, we’ll let you know. Unfortunately, we know so many people out of work, it’s hard to keep track! I hope it doesn’t happen to us too! Things are really on edge with work right now. There’s no telling what might happen… SCARY!
You’re smart and resourceful! There’s no doubt you’ll make it through this!!
Love ya!
Nada & Nettie xo
January 7th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Sorry about the ….
Half naked pics, guns, sexy blondes… What was I sorry about?
I’m sure you’ll do fine with finding another job.
January 8th, 2006 at 2:08 am
Sorry to hear about your being laid off dearie. I was going through the same thing myself until three days ago when I finally found employment. It took me months and months and several days ago I actually started to panic. Now, I have it better than most because I paid cash for my house but I was down to my last 400 bucks and things were looking grim. I just kept following up and putting in at least three resumes per week.
Finally on Wednesday I was going to follow up at various places when I got the crazy idea to call back a place that almost hired me a month earlier but couldn’t quite tip over my way. I called and the manager (who really liked me) asked me if I was psychic. I said “YES, about what?” He said he was just going to call me because they’d had a change of heart and decided to commit to hiring me. And ten minutes earlier I had been washing the dishes and telling Jackson that I didn’t know what I was going to do now. Just like that my life was made better. It’ll happen to you too, I know it.
January 9th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Mmmmm boobs and leather and guns….
It’s like the list I sent Santa! Of course the photagraphy is top notch, as usual.
On a serious note… As for the job, I will cross my fingers for ya. You seem very capable, so I am sure something or other will come along. Let us know how it goes.
Nuke
-The buffalo hates when hot pictures and serious subjects vie for his attention
January 10th, 2006 at 4:51 am
oy… fricken sharks.
I’m sure Canada had a job for you somewheres.
January 11th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Dude. I’m sorry that my unemployment was contagious. Things have to improve, sister. But as usual, your *cough* guns are gorgeous…
January 16th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
Love the trenchcoat pics!
You’ll find work soon. You could always be a freelance photographer and just be self-employed or do some modeling babe!