Sheer Nerve
Between jobs? DSL out of service for the 9th time in two weeks? Enjoy moving furniture around and contorting your body into back-cracking positions while trying to stand on tiptoe and aim a remote-control over your shoulder at the camera? Habitually use run-on sentences? No? Well then don’t do what I did yesterday:
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February 1st, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Nice pics.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:10 pm
You know, the fact that you still find time to post naked pictures of yourself even in the face of adversity, unemployment, and DSL dilemmas is the reason I love you.
Hoar.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:12 pm
THANKS SurferBoy!! . . . oh wait, you said “pics”…
Andria: and I thought you loved me for my private cheese collection!
February 1st, 2006 at 2:28 pm
When I grow up I wanna take pics just like you.
February 1st, 2006 at 2:37 pm
WCG: I could take photos of you that look just like that only because they’d be of you they’d be different.
February 1st, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I do love you for your “private cheese”.
And your juggs.
February 1st, 2006 at 4:09 pm
You are sheerly awesome!! I appreciate the demonstration choosing and directing yourself; no matter what is going on in the outside world. This is Attitudinal Healing in action. Encore! Encore!
February 1st, 2006 at 5:04 pm
THANK YOU!!! Now I canget that Miss Piggy comparison out of my head.
(I’d like to point out it wouldnt hve been there but for you).
And as my body is nowhere near as flexible, if I tried to do what you did I’d end up in the ER. So for now, still living vicariously thru you.
N }:-
February 1st, 2006 at 5:34 pm
See, now not only do my breasts hate you, so do my waist and ass. My brain still thinks you’re awsome, but other various body parts currently wish to rain fiery, sulfur-y death upon your various body parts.
How much do you want to bet Cole will comment on your position in the last image? Five bucks? Some good, Canadian wine?
February 1st, 2006 at 5:36 pm
P.S. - Seriously, that does take nerve, and go you for having it. *giggles* I like the butterfly tattoo.
February 1st, 2006 at 6:53 pm
yes, when I grow up…I want to be a remote.
February 1st, 2006 at 8:25 pm
oooh la la! I’m telling you, J. You should publish a book. Your photos are excellent. Subject ain’t bad either…. Nosireebob!
February 1st, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Temma: Cole is a *cough* gentleman *cough* … he’d never say anything vulgar! You oughta meet him, he’s good people. And, which butterfly tattoo? there’s one on my right ankle also.
February 2nd, 2006 at 1:46 am
Amagad, I have a tattoo on both my left shoulderblade AND my right ankle! AND I like posting nude(ish) pics of me! Heh heh.
These are lovely pics. The 2nd one is my favourite.
February 2nd, 2006 at 11:01 am
I only saw the tattoo on your shoulder blade, and I thought it was purdy, tee hee.
February 2nd, 2006 at 12:06 pm
RDC: *Surely* you could tell that I was inspired by your gorgeous flag photos???? I just HAD to do my own version of that theme!
February 3rd, 2006 at 12:49 am
Very impressive photos. Bummer on your DSL service, but I’m kind of glad that it gave you more free time to take those pics! :-)
February 3rd, 2006 at 10:10 am
Wow, very nice shots. But my favorites are still the ones with the fedora and glock. I could do without the trench coat though.
February 4th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Well, apparently being unemployed means you are spending plenty of that time at the gym and showing us the results. Thanks!
February 5th, 2006 at 11:56 am
MrD: That’s kind-of funny actually because I have missed an awful lot of workouts and I’m eating way too much!
February 9th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
You are an articulate, funny and obviously well evolved creature, Danjer, and therefore you MUST BE meticulously clean as well. Therefore, I’m going to assume that, despite it’s smegma-esque ring, this “private cheese” of yours HAS to be a phallically-shaped slab of Gouda.
Please.
February 10th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Myra dahling: I was referring to comfort food. Here I am unemployed and broke beyond belief … and I went to Sam’s Club. My fridge has been groaning under the weight of 2-lbs of Muenster, 16-oz. of bleu cheese crumbles, and 1/2-lb of brie. Which I added to the 2-lbs of Swiss and 16-oz of crumbled Feta that were already in there.