Fattest Tuesday
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I always wondered how come a lot of homeless people could be so fat … as it turns out, eating a poor-but-cheap carb-laden diet can do that to a person.
This is certainly the fattest I’ve ever been before, so there will be no further body shots before I’ve lost some weight!
Or after I turn 50 in July.
Although, as a testament to my fabulous air-brushing skills, there is a calendar on the wall behind me and I completely disappeared it!
Ultra dark blue nail polish found in Boise
Pearls from Los Angeles
Hat from New Orleans
Lingerie from Paris, France
Model from Kent, England
Why, yes, I think you could say that I’ve been around!
*sigh* … due to my present self-imposed exile in BFI, I am going to miss out on all of Houston’s pre-Lent debauchery.
As far as Lent goes this year though, yet again I’m going to give up Lent. I can do that, see, because I’m not a Christian. Go ahead,
envy me for those few l-o-n-g weeks of deprivation!
Happy Mardi Gras my lovelies!!
Now run along and flash somebody!
[preferably somebody over the age of 18]
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February 16th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Haven’t you heard, dahling, curves are “in” right now! I’m still trying to figure out when they were out; most men love a woman with “meat on her bones”. As always, you look mahvelous.
February 16th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
That’s right, sister, you look beautious, as usual. And, from what I hear, the menfolk just love the cushion. Too bad it’s not the menfolk we want to be perfect for. In my case, it’s my own damning criticism that drives me to try to work this mess into shape. “Try”, I said.
February 16th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I hate skinny models in my nekkid drawing group. They’re so incredibly
boring. Curves are in, baby! And its a shame I can’t flash any 18 year olds. Thats all I have in my art classes at college (although they mostly ignore my existance anyways. Boo hoo!)
February 16th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
u r good with that air brush girl!!!
xoxoxoxo
February 17th, 2010 at 11:35 am
witty: Silly girl, they’re not ignoring you, they’re young guys — they’re probably either intimidated by the attractive older woman or they’re just trying to be cool kids. ;-)
FoS: Thanks! . . . I think. :-)