Do I Look Trashy In This?
Are you tired of having to pick out what you want to wear? Fed-up with high dry-cleaning bills? Do you ever wish you could just peel something off a roll and throw it away later? Does it seem like a waste to fill your trash bags with nothing but garbage? Have you looked under your sink lately? We are living in the age of the short attention span … the sound-bite … the convenience of plastic money. In olden times we recycled our clothing by donating it to charity or that dorky friend who was bereft of any form of fashion sense, but NO MORE! In a brilliantly daring and innovative move, the fashion world has once again been rocked . . .
WHITE TRASH COUTURE!!!!!!!!!
(featuring Glad Bags©®)
Convenient!! . . . Waterproof!! . . . SCENTED!!!
One Size Fits Most (also available in Hefty Size)
The perfect way to rid yourself of disposable income!
Also available in BLACK for those unexpected formal events!
Now, aren’t you GLAD you stopped by?
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March 23rd, 2006 at 10:37 am
I swear, the things I will do to look like a fool just to entertain you ingrates!
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:39 am
Very impressive!
To think that all this time I had high fashion just sitting there in my pantry!
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:51 am
Nicely done…now let’s see you in a sandwich bag!
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:11 am
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl! Nice work DK! Beautiful as always!
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:20 am
Thanks for the trashy pictures, I enjoy them. Instead of sandwich bags, have you seen the new ziploc ’stuff’ bags? You could do interesting things with the built in handles.
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:29 am
Cute, like the leggy mirror photo!
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
*snorks hot chocolate all over herself*
See now, I’d be afraid people would lob their garbage at me if I walked down the street wearing a trash bag.
P.S. - Thanks for the wordpress.com lead. Follow the link attached to my name and see the beginnings of the monster thou hast created. Muahahahahahahahahaha!
Wait, that’s your line.
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:41 am
A trash bag? Nice cans.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
I hear it’s the height of fashion in New Orleans…
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:43 am
Hahaha… you’re such a crafty hoar.
March 23rd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Damn……
I’m impressed! You actually make that thing look good.
See you don’t’ need special effects to produce a masterpiece. While on the subject of my lack of appreciation for art and throwin’ down on me so ugly about it last time, well……everyone raves about the Mona Lisa but I can’t envision a lot of people lining up to fuck her.
March 24th, 2006 at 1:51 am
Oh DK, only you could look ravishing in a Hefty Bag. I’m now completely at a loss as to how I should dress whilst in your company. Maybe something like a canvass tarp with matching shoes? Wouldn’t we look fabulous?
March 24th, 2006 at 10:18 am
Rio: Now Serving number _____?
Fool: How about a nice custom-tailored duct-tape suit?
March 24th, 2006 at 11:08 am
you should try the black sarran wrap. they sell it in big rolls without the res handles.
March 24th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Never throwing garbage in a Glad bag again. Ever…
March 24th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
i want to post you in my tribute to pinups blog
i love the vanilla scented bags
i bet hot pants and a halter would be cute in this material