Kurve Balls

WARNING: R-RATED humour directly ahead.

[Pre-viewed photos . . . new captions.]

Billion Dollars.JPG
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WTF Hung.JPG
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Go outside and play.JPG
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Hate Me.JPG
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Liked You.JPG
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No Means.JPG
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Not My Fault.JPG
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Places.JPG
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Rather Die.JPG
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Really Ugly.JPG
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Not Sex Object.JPG
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Taking Advantage.JPG
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Thanks.JPG
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Tiny Penis.JPG

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Why yes, I *did* just make an arse of myself yet again
for YOUR entertainment.

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15 Responses to “Kurve Balls”

  1. John Says:

    I’d like to see the uncropped version of that photo above. You know the one I mean. I knew there was a reason I hang out with you!

  2. Nightmare Says:

    This is disgusting!! I looked at these pictures ….three times, and I am sickened!

  3. Andria Says:

    Hahaha… I looked three times, too. But I’m not sickened - I’m jealous.

    HOAR!

  4. Khanada Says:

    Nice perspective - and - nice perspective…

  5. Cat Says:

    Super entertainment !!! the guys ( oh, and ME ! ) at my office wait anxiously for each new showcase of artistic photos and comedic wit!! Thank you for keeping them hanging around my desk and over my shoulder, offering me all kinds of fun bribes, and favors for your personal info………………..I will hold out forever , and they’ll never know a bloody thing about you until you are ready to give it up !!

  6. DanjerusKurves Says:

    John dahling … the original includes my old, rich ex-bf … not something you (or I) really want to see next to a nekkid shot of me!

    Nightmare: I hope it gives you bad dreams! REALLY “bad” dreams …

    Andria: Quite simply: I heart you, hoar!

    Khanada: Clever play on words! You are so much more than just a pretty face …

    Cat: Proof positive as to WHY I love kats of all kinds!

  7. warcrygirl Says:

    So jealous. Now I can look at these while I talk to you on the phone.

    WHO’S JEALOUS NOW, BITCHES!!

  8. Nuke Says:

    Thank you very much! I had seen most before, but the captions…
    It was the captions that made me snort Livewire onto my desk.

    So now I am out, at work, as a DK junkie. My coworker came over to make sure I was OK and took a gander himself. He says to tell you “nice glock”. (hes married and whipped I guess).

    And yes warcrygirl, we is all jealous out here!

    Nuke

  9. Surly Canadian Says:

    You should be a motivational speaker. Are you capable of making others feel good about themselves, or just you?

  10. DanjerusKurves Says:

    Cole: there’s a reason why it’s called SELF-esteem. There’s also a reason why it’s called “humour” … see Disclaimer page for details!

  11. Rik Says:

    No means lick me first. ha ha ha ha
    I love that!

  12. Rocky Says:

    The pictures are great by themselves, but add your comments and they take on a whole new meaning. Fantastic post! Thanks for sharing your thoughts and matching them up so well with the nice shots. Oh, and thanks for showing off that killer bod, too.

  13. thefunkybee Says:

    I’m going to second every one of those! You are HOT girl!!!

  14. HRT Says:

    Just call me lefty.

  15. Temmahkrik Says:

    The “I am not a sex object” picture reminds me of the time I was standing in line at the movies, dressed like Princess Leia from Star Wars. I looked at the person next to me, dressed like Han Solo and said, “Well, I think I can safely say that I’m not a product of the media.”

    This was a great post. I like reading this at work, it makes me feel like a rebel.


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