I’m a Goddess!!
I’m sure that by “prostitutes” what they really mean is “highly trained women in the professional tension-release industry”. Right?
Fine, here’s a little nicer version from a different website [different quiz, same result!!]:
You’re An Aphrodite
You’re a lover, not a fighter. Warm, open-hearted and cultured, you appreciate the importance of emotional connection, especially that of the romantic kind. You also value beauty in all its forms, whether it’s found in objects or people, and you cultivate it in yourself and your surroundings.
April 14th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Ummm, yeah. I’ll go with that. Oooooo, stress release….
April 14th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
“… the power you wield in your self-comfort”… so does that mean your vibrator is battery-powered or diesel?
April 14th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Yeah, I was struck by the self-comfort comment myself. Because in that sense, I must be Aphrodite, too - I’m always “comforting” myself.
April 16th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Now all we need to add to this mix is Suggahbearios, God of Pimps, so he can bitchslap Aphrodite. — Ploppy.
April 17th, 2006 at 1:23 am
Of course that’s what they’re talking about!
April 18th, 2006 at 9:34 am
Patron Saint of Prostitutes? Go figure…
April 19th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Hmm, maybe a new photo spread to commemorate this is called for?
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April 20th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
you =danjerus hooker
LMAO
April 23rd, 2006 at 11:49 am
Well, all your stories DO have happy endings….
April 25th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
From personal experience I can submit that many are not so “highly trained”, and sometimes their youth and inexperience is the best commodity they are offering for sale.
April 27th, 2006 at 10:08 am
Prostitution…the oldest profession.